The other day I realized that I've been too nice for too long. The VICE editors asked me if I could be a dick like I used to be, and I complied.
Hello Comical Compatriots, I'm fucking exhausted. I just got back from SPX and I had an amazing time. Here's some comics news and reviews.
The Blobby Boys in "Art Work"
What can I say about Dan Clowes that won't sound stupid? Nothing. I feel dumb just typing his name. Everything he makes is essential and worth owning.
I usually like to tell you about how great a week it was for comics but I don't really know what happened over the past week. In New York we had this fake hurricane sham happen and my neighborhood was evacuated.
What a week it was. I wish more of you left interesting comments instead of just staying "fuck that" or "I'd fuck that."
Hey Pallsies,It's your Internet comic book-loving chum, Nicholas. There are a few items of comic-related interest this week.
Dear Everybody, You're all a bunch of boring creeps. Why can't nice people read this website and leave comments?
Gawd! You're such a pussy Freddie!
Oh, you comicking booksters! Here's two pieces of comicky news for you guys.
A Comic-strip Memoir About Being a Whore
A sea turtle swimming aimlessly--"truly aimlessly," it's thinking--minutes after ingesting 220+ Tramadol* in an earnest, premeditated, ultimately successful effort to kill itself.
Hey everybody, here are some reviews of what's good and bad in comics and books.
Harry Potter (as viewed from a "Che Guevara angle") 1.3 seconds after accidentally "walking in on" Dumbledore using an empty Pixy Stix wrapper to audibly snort cocaine off the eyebrows and cheeks and nose and lips of a naked, grinning, 19-year-old woman.
Hello! Young Troag!
My Object of Desire
I can drink like seventeen cups of coffee a day.