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    You'll Be Mark

    When I decided to become a drug dealer, I thought I would become cool. I imagined I would cruise around New York City and my alias would be Charles Bukowski. Instead, my boss made me use a beeper and decided my new name was Mark.

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    Busted in Texas

    We were driving through the desert in the middle of the night when we got stopped at a police checkpoint. They said we had been "flagged for narcotics" and I had a bunch of weed in my bag, so... fuuuuck.

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    Scam of the Century

    Psst! Hey, pal, c'mere here a sec!

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    Weightless

    I was always conscious of my size, so losing weight felt like cutting a tether. After ten years of being overweight, I was free to move through space again, but I struggled to redefine my self-image.

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    GG Allin and Son

    One day, GG Allin took his son to the park. They started tossing some shit around, and, well, things got really messy when shit hit someone in the face.

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    Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-in #96

    My name is Nick Gazin, and I write about comics, art, books, nerd stuff, paper, and anything related to fan communities I find meaningful. Mostly, I review comics. Here are some comic reviews.

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    Pioneer

    A tiny robot traveled across the galaxy searching for life or vegetation. He flew across the abyss trying to accomplish his mission, but instead discovered that space is very different than he expected.

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    Fashion Cat

    This is the tragic story of Fashion Cat, a beautiful feline who became a millionaire and went straight from catnip to smoking crack in pet cemeteries.

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    Torture Castle Part Three

    Come one, come all to the Torture Castle! It's exactly like a carnival ride, except it's free and serves death instead of cotton candy.

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    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Raymond, you need to talk to your son Geoffrey. He won't stop shitting in his pants.

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    Blobby Boys in the Hand of Death

    One night, a customer stops by Blobby's house to buy weed. He invites Blobby to come with him to a cult meeting. The cult leader thinks he will kill Blobby, but Blobby has other plans.

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    Toxoplasmosis Part 4

    After a girl accidentally eats poison, a cat appears and tells her he will give her the antidote... if she kills President Mitt Romney.

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    Lickey Louise

    In the middle of the woods is a tree that bleeds. If you kill the tree and drink its blood, you get very high. And as you've probably already guessed, the kids are getting very high off the tree's blood these days.

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    Retarder 2

    You know that kid who wanted to be cool so badly he fell for bullies' pranks on the playground? That geeky kid who is on every Sunday morning cartoon? This is a story about that kid.