"Well, I love to laugh. So I'd definitely kill Matt Damon from The Martian."
A 12-hour train ride leads to maple syrup whiskey and mornings spent drinking coffee in bed.
In the second installment of our new comic series Wuvable Oaf, by artist Ed Luce, Goteblüd tries on a few costumes.
In our new comic series from Colombian artist Jim Pluk, Phil the Punk sees something he wants online and, like always, he gets it.
"You are the hero of your own personal Dungeons and Dragons campaign. You are powerful!"
We finally uncover the mystery behind Kinder eggs.
He goes to a poster shop in LA and shows us what it means to be a true fan.
But will he find the matching lock?
A hero never has a day off... even when she's on a hot date.
We're thrilled to have artist Ed Luce bring his Wuvable Oaf comic series to VICE. In today's installment, Guteblüd and Infierno go head-to-head in the ring.
In her last comic for The Artist Anna Haifisch reminds us to look at all of the strange, confusing antics of artists with love and mercy.
His hair gets up and makes its way to the bar to pick up chicks and drink some booze.
Everyone has that one aspirational succulent they don't remember buying.
Kim's having another baby and she needs Paros now.
It's always around the people we'd like to talk to most that we can't find anything to say.
"The court finds the defendant guilty of total uselessness."
He says he's going to the movies, but really he's alone, in his bed, with a new book...
He uses worms to write a worm poem on Micrasoft Worm.
In the first comic in our new series Musical Urban Legends, comics legend Peter Bagge tells the potentially true stories of music stars' daily lives. This one's about Prince.
"I need a drink."
She thinks about her time in New York over a cup of matzo ball soup and a potato pancake.
"Tomorrow I'll get up early and do everything I didn't do today."
Chasing after the ideal body with heroic fitness inspiration.
A well-tamed mane is key to a successful appearance.