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Tips for Celebrating International Masturbation Month

Let's not be so private about what we do in our private time. We need to be reminded that masturbation is both a privilege, and a right. I've put together some ideas for how you can celebrate self-love for the rest of this month. Full story

Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-In #88

Hello. Every week or so I use this column as a space to discuss and review comics, fine art, illustration, and general nerd interest in the e-pages of VICE magazine. This is the second week in a row that my column has been about art shows. Next week we'll go back to reviews about… Full story

Why Don’t Dudes Like My Crotchless Panties?

My “weird” sex thing is crotchless panties. I’ve never had anal, I think 69'ing is stupid, and I’m not about to go around pissing on someone, even in the shower, unless, you know, I was like in love and he really, really begged for it. But I do enjoy wearing underpants with the i… Full story

Nocturnal Submissions

Nasty All Over

Turning onto Wilde Street from South Central Avenue, the surface is crackled like red veins across an alcoholic’s nose. Only a single block long, Wilde looks nothing more than mundane in the daylight image on Google Maps, but at five AM in the dark outskirts of my low beams, desp… Full story

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The VICE Guide to Eating Pussy

Men suck at eating pussy. Full story

How to Fake an Orgasm (A Guide for Dudes)

It's ridiculous for a guy to even try to fake an orgasm. I mean, there’s hard fucking evidence of a dude’s climax, making it mind-numbingly obvious when he doesn’t. I’ve only experienced a dude attempting to fake an orgasm once, and it was probably the darkest sexual experiences… Full story

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The Flaming Lips' "You Lust" Video (NSFW)

The Flaming Lips' “You Lust” is an epic 13-minute track from their new album, 'The Terror.' The song probably won’t get chosen as the official rock song of Oklahoma, with it's dark, drone-y vibe. But it is the perfect soundtrack to this NSFW video, which features Wayne Coyne's pe… Full story

Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll

I Can't Fuck You All, Barbiturates, and Jay Arner

People mistake my sexual nature for a desire to have sex with them, or more accurately, somehow mistake my sexual openness with an expectation that I'll have sex with them. Not everyone of course. But the other day, someone was trying to fuck me whom I did not want to sleep with,… Full story

Nocturnal Submissions

Goodbye, So-Long, Motherfucker

1987. It’s summertime on Victory Boulevard, 101 degrees, dry and windy. I’m in the Camaro with the air conditioner on, playing in traffic. I’ve got $200 and I’m on my way to buy some cocaine. At a light I see a working San Fernando Valley girl. She’s got mean eyes and her hands a… Full story

Watching Your Baseball Team Get Blown Out Is Like Anal Sex

With each run scored, you grind menacingly into baseball’s pelvis. Slowly at first, you rock back and forth, meeting his thrusts, opening and relaxing and accepting. Wallowing in the luscious depravity of a glorious loss, it barely registers when your team’s manager gets thrown o… Full story

Brianna Capozzi Makes Beautiful People Interesting Too

Thanks to the world of fashion and the internet, everybody and their cool sister is overloaded with images of pretty skinny girls on the regular, and so, like disaster photos we see on the news, we become desensitized by the majority of them. That's not the case with these photog… Full story

Here Is Tropical's NSFW Video for "Dancing Anymore"

It's about masturbating, and it's probably the best visual representation of a "freelancer's lie down" that I’ve ever seen. In fact, it's probably the best music video that I've seen all decade. Full story

How to Fake an Orgasm (A Guide for Girls)

Here’s how to fake an orgasm when the penis in your vagina deserves it most, but you have that instinctive feeling that it’s just not going to happen tonight (or this morning, or this afternoon, or whenever you happen to be fucking). Full story

Brazilian Trash-Mouth Cinema Is Alive and Well in the Caxias do Sul Penitentiary

Sady Baby is an infamous Brazilian actor and filmmaker who blew up during the country's 'boca do lixo' ["trash-mouth"] era of cinema. The productions from that time were devoted to explicit sex, and in a twisted way, he represented an expression of Brazil’s deepest feelings. Full story