Are you over 18?

The stuff you're trying to look at is considered "naughty" by busybodies, legal types, and (probably) your mom, so we'd like to make sure you're of legal age before we let you see it.

No
  • Brooke Candy Wants to Fuck Right Now

    You just want Fashion Week and all the models to go away so life, work, and social media can finally go back to the way they used to be. It takes a while for the numbness to disappear, and in order to help speed up the thawing process, we've decided to share with you the latest g…

  • Tubesteak

    Are You a Slut?

    If you're taking this quiz, then you probably already know the answer. Still, why not give your suspicions some validity?

  • A Porn Story: My Weekend Behind the Scenes at the AVN Awards (Part One)

    The billion-dollar adult-entertainment industry was recently celebrated in the form of the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo and Award Show in Las Vegas. Porn stars, aspiring adult entertainers, magazines, buyers, suppliers, fans, and public-relations experts all gather for the event…

  • Reasons to Fuck a Guy on the First Date

    To fuck or not to fuck? I feel like that’s the eternal question among girls, or at least among the neurotic “looking for love” ladies that I associate with (luv u galz!). But if you walk away STD- and child-free at the end of it, I’d say you’re doing OK.

  • 'Bang with Friends' Won't Revolutionize the Way We Get Laid

    Everyone has someone in their Facebook feed who they might want to get down with. And it's likely you've got a few Facebook friends who are little more than acquintances who you want to get to know better. My problem with the app is that what it boasts as being an upfront way to

  • Meet the Nieratkos

    The World’s Biggest Beatles Fan

    Until recently I thought my wife’s retarded uncle, Lonnie, was the biggest Beatles fan in the world. Then I discovered Zarrah Angel, who has her butthole tattooed with one of their biggest hits.

  • Nocturnal Submissions

    Close to the Goodyear Blimp

    1986, I’m somewhere off the 110 freeway close to the Goodyear Blimp in Gardena. I’m dodging potholes, spinning yarns in my head, thinking about all the things I’m gonna be someday. I drive slowly looking for models in the shadows, but what I see is a clump of mean- and bitter-loo…

  • Skinema

    Superman vs. Spider-Man: A Porn Parody

    The most successful major motion pictures in recent years have been superhero movies, and the most lucrative pornos over the past five years have been spoofs, so it’s no surprise that there have been a shit-ton of superhero spoofs lately.

  • Nocturnal Submissions

    Big Motherfuckin' Boobies

    Scot Sothern is a Los Angeles-based photographer and a big prostitute fan. Over the past two decades Scot has slept with and/or photographed a plethora of LA’s sex workers. His photos invoke such a visceral reaction in the viewer, and raise so many questions, that we decided to g…

  • Is Bam Margera Really Unfunny Now? Or Am I Being Trolled?

    Obviously, Bam Margera's new video is terrible. I was just getting ready to send it to everyone I know so we could all LOL together, but then somebody pointed out to me that it might be satire, rather than Bam actually attempting to make something that people might find funny. An…

  • Catholic Guilt Ruined My Sex Life

    He told me about his strict Catholic upbringing and how it was sinful for us to be having sex out of wedlock, and that his mother would “die” if she ever found out. I was the second girl he’d ever slept with, but he still made me feel cheap.

  • Dear Kelly McClure, My Name Is Penis, I'm Not New Here

    So yesterday I (Kelly McClure) wrote a thing about how guys piss on restroom floors because they don't know how to work their dicks and it made a lot of people upset in some way or another. One random guy wrote me a five paragraph email about it, and then our own beloved Ben John…

  • Vito Fun's Fall Photo Dump

    Every year around this time, winter makes us forget what it feels like to be warm and we start to wonder if the sun will ever return to our frigid planet. Lucky for us, Vito Fun recently rummaged through his last remaining photos from 2012 and sent us a few reminders that maybe o…

  • Why I Love Watching Ron Jeremy Fuck

    To witness Ron Jeremy have intercourse is to witness a grizzly bear eat a flamingo, or an orphan try to break into a vending machine. You don't masturbate to Ron Jeremy having sex, because using a Ron Jeremy scene to masturbate is like using a volcano to barbecue—it’s probably he…