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Compromises for the Woman Who Refuses to Shave Her Pubes

If you absolutely hate removing your pubic hair but feel like you have to do it in order to please a sexual partner, then allow me to offer some creative alternatives that can make both you and your partner happy. Full story

Nocturnal Submissions

All Alone at Four in the Morning

I’ve just photographed a tall thin naked transvestite whore in a MacArthur Park motel room, and I’m in a good mood. The air is misty and cold. I’m walking the wrong way back to the car, trying to maneuver with my cane and camera down a blacktop hill past a motel corridor. A door… Full story

How to Get a Girl to Shit on Your Chest

Someone emailed me asking for advice so…

Human sexuality is a fascinating thing. Sometimes it can be compromising to our health and safety, sometimes it can be mind-blowingly euphoric, and sometimes it can be fully imbued with the act of taking a shit. Full story

Skinema

Gimme a Fucking Break #4

Despite flunking out of six of the most prestigious institutions of higher learning in New Jersey in less than three years, I never got to experience the crazy beach rompfest marinated in cheap beer that is spring break. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos

Twelve Tits for Filing Your Taxes

Former CPA turned adult-film star Veruca James offers some helpful tips for filing your taxes. Full story

Fucking Hysterical: A Timeline of Vintage Vibrators

For centuries hysteria was a legitimate and common diagnosis for women who just needed to get laid, or, at the very least, treat themselves to a few mind-blowing orgasms. But since most women in the old-timey days didn't even know they could have orgasms, they needed someone—or s… Full story

The Gay Sex Club Next to the Vatican Is the Saddest Place on Earth

I wandered through a dark maze of long hallways leading to more doors—one of them was open, revealing a fat hairy dude lying on a bed jacking off to porn that sounded like Tim Allen screaming at his kids on 'Home Improvement.' I had entered the Bear Zone. Full story

Your Huge Cock Is Overrated

Zane pulled me on to the bed, and we started making out. Seconds later, he was fingering me and panting in my ear. I began fumbling for his belt, and once I’d managed to pull off his pants and undies I recoiled, dumbstruck. Full story

Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll

Fake Vaginas, Ways to Take Heroin, and 1939 Ensemble

I hate to let you guys down, but I've never tried heroin. Unlike with sex toys, when it comes to drugs I can't exactly email a dealer and be like, “Yo! I'm writing about H this week, want to send me some free samples?” This is for the best because from what I've read about the wa… Full story

Nocturnal Submissions

Cats Fucking

1988. I’m on Central Avenue about a mile south of wise decisions. A warm wind is blowing through the desert that is Los Angeles. It's 4:00 AM when I spy a skinny wreck in spike heels, short-shorts, and a halter top. She gives a wink and a wave, and I pull into an empty lot next t… Full story

Really, Ryan?

Stuff to Live For

Let’s just admit it: Life is fucking boring. Life is so monotonous and full of routine that it’s a wonder we all don’t just fall asleep whenever we look at ourselves in the mirror. The best we can hope for are those brief moments of clarity that snap us back into reality, like pu… Full story

How to Flip a Girl Over for Doggy Style

I’m not sure if guys know this or not, but flipping a girl over mid-sex is a fraught act. Guys never seem to get the timing or the etiquette quite right, so that the disappointing anti-climax of many sex stories I hear from my female friends ends with “And then he just flipped me… Full story

Partying with Babes and Electro Dudes at the Gold Rush Strip Club

For three years now, Miami-born creative collective the Overthrow has thrown the unofficial Winter Music Conference closing party at the Gold Rush strip club, in the heart of downtown Miami. It's basically the best party ever. Full story

Stoya on the Metaphysics of Cocksucking

"What's your number-one tip for giving the best blowjob?" This question drives me insane. I usually pause to shoot murderous looks at whichever PR person has set up the interview before responding. I have two sound-bite-sized answers: "Don't chomp down unless the person has expre… Full story