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Voluptuous Life

My wife of nearly two years is cheating on me. I am quite certain of it. I am not a jealous man nor am I a brute or a fool. Full story

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Give Me Ryan's Car

Ryan and I are complete opposites: He's young, I'm old. He's skinny, I'm fat. I cannot 360 flip lipslide a rail, BUT I already found a chill girl. So I'm one step ahead of him in that department. Full story

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Curious

One thing I’ve been rather curious about lately is how much exactly is it to buy a kid from some third world country. I’ve heard anywhere from $40,000 to $80,000. Full story

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Triple Ecstasy

So I made friends with a porn star. Her name is Kimberly Kane. It’s pretty awesome. She comes over for dinner twice a week and wears nothing but heels. Full story

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The XXXorcist

Have you ever felt real disappointment in your life? I have, at the hands of my wife. Last year she threw me a surprise 40th birthday party with all my friends and family in attendance. Full story

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Slime Ballin'

This is weird. Without consciously doing it I have been removing my wedding ring before I masturbate. I’m not certain when it started or why, but I began noticing it a few weeks back. Full story

One Rape, Please (to Go)

I Paid a Male Whore to Rape Me Because I Wanted To

I blame my recurring rape fantasy on the fact that I'm a feminist. I've never made any bones about getting boned in exactly the fashion that I want. But as a girl, my equipment can be trickier to manage, therefore I need to be a boss in the bedroom to ensure I get worked the righ… Full story

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Barely Legal Corrupted #8

There’s a chance that as I type this my wife might be pregnant. Despite what I may have told you before about being eager to have a child, I’m considering asking her to get an abortion. Full story

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Yo Mamma’s a Freak 2

I think I mentioned to you that my wife, Crissie, after 16 years, stopped taking the Pill on Valentine's Day 2007. Full story

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Sprung A Leak 2

I am by no means a rich man. This Skinema book that’s just come out has put some money in my pocket, but not much—barely enough to repave my driveway. Full story

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Sperm Sponges Vol. I

Can someone tell me how contraceptive sponges work? Full story

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Assraelis: Israeli Erotica

I’m a big fan of war. What can I say? I’m an asshole. Full story

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Fashionistas Safado - The Challenge

Let me just start by telling you that Fashionistas has already been made into a full-scale Las Vegas production that’s been running since 2004 at the Aladdin, so you can go ahead and cross that idea off your to-do list. Full story

Hungry for Pain

My Life as a Rubbish Bin

VICE: So, Mary. You have an interesting hobby. Would you mind telling people what it is? Mary: Well, I don't even tell my closest friends about how I like to spend my free time but basically I like to meet strangers on the internet for abuse. Full story