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  • Hamilton’s Pharmacopeia

    Ivory Wave

    "Once you have experienced ivory wave bath salts you will hoe to apply in the future."

  • Shot By Kern's European Vacation

    Last summer, Richard Kern came to Europe and did a tour of sorts for his popular VBS show, Shot by Kern. Along with director Jim Demuth and myself, Kern visited London, Barcelona, Milan, Berlin, Antwerp and Paris

  • Hammer Time, All the Time

    I spent a week in the Sunshine State, sitting in an enormous American car next to an ex-marine called Art Hammer as he took me on a tour of sex hotels, bad restaurants and beach towns that would really benefit from a 12-foot rise in sea level.

  • The VICE Guide to Sex

    Mandingo! - Part 1

    Meeting Art Hammer is an experience. The only things that come from his mouth are raucous stories of his sexual conquests, and the loudest, most infectious laugh you've ever heard. As we arrive in Florida, he shows us through his collection of homemade porn and explains how the l…

  • Drugs for the Family

    Cops in the 80s were super into avant-garde filmmaking. They made that short film about getting stabbed in the dick, and another one for the whole family showing off their great drug collection.

  • Dick-Stabbing Knives

    Getting stabbed in the dick is probably the worst thing I can think of. Right up there with balls in a vice and that vagina from Teeth.

  • Skinema

    The Mommy X-Perience

    Strange things happen to a woman’s vagina after a human slides out of it, aside from the obvious stretching and tearing.

  • Skinema

    Debbie Duz Dishes Again

    Does life imitate porn? Or does porn imitate life? I ask only because for the past eight months since my son was born I have been starring in a porno.

  • Skinema

    Jersey Shore XXX: A Porn Parody

    I hope they don't kick me out of Jersey for saying this but I've always hated the Jersey Shore.

  • Skinema

    Fuck Face

    I have a weird friend. I don't know her name. I guess "friend" might be a slight overstatement. She is a ginger with extremely curly hair.

  • Skinema

    Belladonna's Ass Wide Open

    If this is a remake of that Kubrick film then I don't see the resemblance between the cover model, Bobbi Starr, and Nicole Kidman.

  • Skinema

    Raw 2

    This movie is genius! This is not porn - this is art. No. Wait. Art doesn't make money. This is sexual capitalism at its finest.

  • Apocalypse Porn

    Vernon Chatman, from the doomed and beautiful comedic television program Wonder Showzen, has a new thing coming out on DVD this month, called Final Flesh.

  • Skinema

    LA Pink

    If it appears I am unfairly reviewing more Burning Angel videos than other company’s pornos, you would be correct. Joanna Angel is no dummy. She pays me with blowjobs.