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Tubesteak

That Time I Got in a Fight With a Male Stripper

Driving out past the palm-lined strip malls and blinking neon motels, I knew that Swinging Richards was going to be the kind of place where you find trouble. After all, this place is far on the outskirts of Miami, near 174th Street with all the other titty bars where face-eating cannibals go before doing bath salts and robbing ATMs. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos

Battle of the Butthole Tattoos

This girl wants her butthole tattoo to make her famous so she can spread goodwill to the poor and needy. Full story

Lascivious: For the Love of Porn

February is the month of love and there’s nothing I love more than porn. Someone on my feed recently posted a quote from a marriage-counseling conference that said, “No one in the history of the world has ever had a better marriage because of pornography.” Fuck that. Full story

Dudes: Avoid These Common Fingerbanging Mistakes

Just because you’ve got a finger in one hole doesn’t mean you’re welcome to put one in the other. It might surprise you, but anal fingering isn’t every woman’s preference. And even if it’s her preference one day, it might not be the next. Ask before you do butt stuff… Full story

Nocturnal Submissions

Fuck the Police

Four AM, Sunday morning—Saturday night for those of us still awake. At Western and Hollywood Boulevard, where a giant hot dog used to sit on top of a funky food joint and now it doesn’t. I miss all the lowbrow landmarks of LA, the city I love. South on Western, I blow through a y… Full story

How to Have An Orgasm with Your Vagina

It has come to my attention that a lot of grown-ass women out there have yet to experience an orgasm, which makes me want to jump off a cliff on to a bed of sharpened dildos. Orgasms are important, and you need to be able to make yourself come. I know it can be frustrating, but y… Full story

A Porn Story: My Weekend Behind the Scenes at the AVN Awards (Part Two)

Everyone has an opinion on the unwritten rules of sex, but this is only because we all can do it. We are all experts when it comes to fucking, just by having genitals and a sex drive. Full story

Taji's Mahal

Erotic Images by Robert Zash

For this week's Mahal, Vito Fun invited us to Robert Zash's Valentine's Day showing of his erotic images. It was a one-night only event, jam packed with beautifully lit photographs, colorful collages, and a leather-clad man. Full story

Talkin' 'Bout the Boards

My Best Valentine's Day Was at a Strip Club

Dear Vicers, each week I scour the comments sections looking for the dumbest of the dumb, and then I commemorate them with little cartoons that I draw. Full story

Rubbing One Out with a Roommate

Living with someone else in such close quarters means three things: You are going to smell their shit on a regular basis, at some point you will see one of their pubes in the tub, and you are most definitely going to hear them having sex. (Especially if your roommate is me and en… Full story

Meet the Nieratkos

Happy Valentine's Day: Here Is a Mormon Sex Handbook

What better way to celebrate Valentine’s than with some hot and steamy dude-on-dude Mormon action? Full story

Brooke Candy Wants to Fuck Right Now

You just want Fashion Week and all the models to go away so life, work, and social media can finally go back to the way they used to be. It takes a while for the numbness to disappear, and in order to help speed up the thawing process, we've decided to share with you the latest g… Full story

Tubesteak

Are You a Slut?

If you're taking this quiz, then you probably already know the answer. Still, why not give your suspicions some validity? Full story

A Porn Story: My Weekend Behind the Scenes at the AVN Awards (Part One)

The billion-dollar adult-entertainment industry was recently celebrated in the form of the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo and Award Show in Las Vegas. Porn stars, aspiring adult entertainers, magazines, buyers, suppliers, fans, and public-relations experts all gather for the event… Full story