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  • The Armpit of the Internet

    Needle Play Is a New Frontier of Love

    Needle play, the blanket term used to describe inserting needles into your body to get off, is quickly becoming one of the most popular forms of kink in the BDSM world.

  • Vito Fun's Summer 2013 Photo Dump

    Thanks to global warming, summer 2013 lives on, giving Vito Fun more wiggle room to make people take their clothes off. But back when it actually WAS summer, Vito took a lot of pics and lived up to his surname. He sent the photos to us, and we decided to share them with you.

  • A Dispatch from the Biggest Sex Convention in the United States

    Two weekends ago, amid a vast array of the Garden State's finest parking lots, the seventh annual Exxxotica Convention, billed as the "largest event in the US dedicated to love and sex," commenced at the New Jersey Convention and Exposition Center in Edison, New Jersey

  • I Can’t Stop Pooping

    Around the time I started having anal sex with my high school boyfriend, my life changed forever. Specifically, it became a lot more focused on excuses for having to go to the bathroom.

  • Chatting with Petra Collins About Her Menstruating-Vagina Shirt

    VICE pal Petra Collins caused an entertaining storm of controversy this week when she designed a T-shirt for American Apparel with a simplistic line drawing depicting a masturbating, menstruating woman with pubic hair.

  • Tinder and Grindr Users See Some Crazy Shit

    We’re fascinated by Tinder and Grindr. It's no surprise that people who get off using these sex-making apps are exposed to some pretty crazy shit. For your own enjoyment, here’s a collection of some of the most absurd stories we’ve heard from hookup app users.

  • Gagging on Jizzum

    Regardless of my displeasure of swallowing, most of the porn-addled millennial men you run into these days think girls gobbling man-milk is a given. They don’t understand that swallowing something that tastes like a raw oyster might not be super appealing.

  • Nocturnal Submissions

    You Know What

    A girl in black stretchy pants and a translucent undershirt holds her thumb in the air. She’s a curly headed blonde, sinewy and angular. I pull to the curb and buzz down the window. She bends at the waist, hands on her knees, and checks me out cautiously, like she’s peering into…

  • This Guy Shot Porn on the Westboro Baptist Church's Lawn

    A week ago, Get Shot! was a relatively unknown punk band in Sacramento, but two days ago they became famous after they released a video of their bassist, Laura, masturbating on the front lawn of Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas. I got in touch with the band's lead singer…

  • Don’t Let Woolies’ Vibrator Ban Ruin Your Buzz

    Your local Woolworths is no longer a sex-shop, but that doesn't mean you can't still get off with the Fresh Food People.

  • I Thought a Birthday Party in a Sex Shop Would Be More Fun

    Last week I was asked to cover Glory Hole 2013, the 42nd birthday party for Hollywood's famous sex shop, The Pleasure Chest. Like most people, I like sex and I like parties. This sounded great.

  • Sex Church

    Members of the Little Pebble Dohsyuku-kai gather in a cluttered space each morning and await secret messages from the Virgin Mary. Afterward, Jean-Marie lubes up a woman’s belly and pussy with yogurt and has sex with her at an altar as the other members look on patiently.

  • Nocturnal Submissions

    Too Many Motherfuckin' Ugly People

    She’s tall and solid with a Halloween afro and a leopard print mini-dress. Her name is Supreme and she climbs into my Camaro and asks if I’m looking to party. I tell her as a matter of fact I’m looking to party hearty and what’s it gonna cost me for a modeling session?

  • Nocturnal Submissions

    The Whore On the Floor

    In a brothel in the back of a Tijuana bar I find a room with a checkerboard floor and dead-center double-bed that looks like it was designed by Stanley Kubrick. The whore standing outside of it smiles at me. “You want pussy?”