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  • Don’t Let Woolies’ Vibrator Ban Ruin Your Buzz

    Your local Woolworths is no longer a sex-shop, but that doesn't mean you can't still get off with the Fresh Food People.

  • I Thought a Birthday Party in a Sex Shop Would Be More Fun

    Last week I was asked to cover Glory Hole 2013, the 42nd birthday party for Hollywood's famous sex shop, The Pleasure Chest. Like most people, I like sex and I like parties. This sounded great.

  • Sex Church

    Members of the Little Pebble Dohsyuku-kai gather in a cluttered space each morning and await secret messages from the Virgin Mary. Afterward, Jean-Marie lubes up a woman’s belly and pussy with yogurt and has sex with her at an altar as the other members look on patiently.

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    Too Many Motherfuckin' Ugly People

    She’s tall and solid with a Halloween afro and a leopard print mini-dress. Her name is Supreme and she climbs into my Camaro and asks if I’m looking to party. I tell her as a matter of fact I’m looking to party hearty and what’s it gonna cost me for a modeling session?

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    The Whore On the Floor

    In a brothel in the back of a Tijuana bar I find a room with a checkerboard floor and dead-center double-bed that looks like it was designed by Stanley Kubrick. The whore standing outside of it smiles at me. “You want pussy?”

  • Sandy Kim and the Art of Boobs

    If you live in San Francisco and like photography, topless girls, or having a good time, you have only one place to be tonight: Sandy Kim's show at the Ever Gold Gallery.

  • Nocturnal Submissions

    Sunset and Vine

    I see a streetwalker on the southwest corner in front of the Bank of America. She’s between 30 and 60 and looks at me like I’m just another creep. It’s late and there’s not much traffic. I pull to the curb and zip down the window but she keeps her distance, checking me out for ki…

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    Nowhere All Night Long

    She has a sand and cast-iron voice. Last night, she tells me, a big mean son of a b almost raped her. She knew she shouldn’t get into his car, she could feel his bad vibrations like she could smell his bad breath.

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    East of the Promised Land

    I’m on Sunset coming from downtown, Skid Row. Across Vermont Avenue through a corridor of hospitals I stop for a red light at L. Ron Hubbard Street. The blue Scientology compound sits back a half-block from the street and the world is full of morons. At Western I turn south and s…

  • Richard Kern Directed the New Music Video for Is Tropical

    The UK band Is Tropical asked our favorite photog/director Richard Kern to shoot them for their latest single, “Lover’s Cave”. While no one gets shot or blows a load to Hentai in this video it still includes an epic house party we’d really want to go to. Here's just a taste of so…

  • Nocturnal Submissions

    Fuckin' Nothing

    I'm unlocking my car door when a hooker materializes like a broken fairy princess, looking like she’s been kicked to all corners of the kingdom. I smile at her but she doesn’t smile back. She has a loud voice. "You lookin’ for something, White Bread?"

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    The Royal Portrait

    When I spot the strumpet I think she’s a he-she but then I see she has the kind of large overripe breasts shemales would die for. She’s older than most Hollywood whores and she walks like she’s wearing Versace on the red carpet. I pull to a stop and unlock the door with a double-…

  • Recognizing Your Ex-Girlfriend in Porn

    Sex is arguably the most intimate physical act. Seeing a woman I once loved plunge her hands inside another woman inverted that intimacy, making it alienating and public.

  • Triple D... After Dark

    Hey, this is Guy Fieri and we’re rollin’ out, searching for America’s greatest, diners, drive-ins, and dives. When I heard that Sloppy’s Grill in Bay City, Michigan, was throwin’ down some of the most righteous French toast this side of the Mississippi, I just had to check it out…