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  • Behind the Debauchery

    I’ve known Harmony Korine for many years; we’ve been friends through thick and thin, good times and bad. I feel like every element of 'Spring Breakers' was him creating an environment where people felt really open and safe—perhaps so they were comfortable going crazy (in a fun wa…

  • Nocturnal Submissions

    It’s Only Pornography

    I pluck Havana from a gaggle of streetwalkers on Stanford Street somewhere around Pico. She tells me she’s from Mexico, here in the land of opportunity to reap rewards on streets of gold. I tell her I only want to take pictures, but she has a Pavlovian response to guys in cars wi…

  • Is Everyone Having Sex on the Plane Except Me?

    I can understand my failure in the finding-a-stranger-to-bone-on-a-plane department. Not everyone is Bruce Willis. But I’ve also flown with someone I was doing it with at the time. But still, nothing. How do you sneak back to the bathroom without people noticing?

  • We Really Love Miller Rodriguez, a.k.a., Pretty Puke's Photos

    Miller Rodriguez, known to the Tumblr-verse as Pretty Puke, takes the "internet everyday" and turns it into some brilliant photography. For someone who claims to have no idea what he's doing behind a camera, he's done quite the good job of convincing us otherwise.

  • Tubesteak

    Guys, It's Time to Stop Shaving Your Junk

    There is nothing more disappointing than taking a new guy home for the first time and ripping his clothes off, only to find that he has "manscaped" himself to look like some sort of dude-shaped topiary.

  • We Love Synchrodogs and Their Naked People

    Deep in the forests of Ukraine live two spritely photographers named Tania and Roman who work together in perfect harmony to create some of the most surreal, confounding, intriguing, and beautiful photographs of naked people we have ever seen.

  • Nocturnal Submissions

    Sticking a Used Condom to the Wall

    1989. Harbor Boulevard in Santa Ana. I’ve only been here twice, both times to buy drugs. I’ve got a premonition I’m going to find love and affection as I drive toward a group of motels near Anaheim. I know exactly what I’m looking for, and when I find her, she climbs in the car,…

  • In Pursuit of the Four-Month-Long Orgasm: Getting Off with OneTaste Orgasmic Meditation

    I am surrounded by 50 strangers—half of them females naked from the waist down, legs butterflied open. I glance back at the face of the woman I’m intertwined with. Her eyes are closed. We just met. I think her name is Amy. I hear a voice above me, feminine yet firm, addressing th…

  • Tubesteak

    That Time I Got in a Fight With a Male Stripper

    Driving out past the palm-lined strip malls and blinking neon motels, I knew that Swinging Richards was going to be the kind of place where you find trouble. After all, this place is far on the outskirts of Miami, near 174th Street with all the other titty bars where face-eating

  • Meet the Nieratkos

    Battle of the Butthole Tattoos

    This girl wants her butthole tattoo to make her famous so she can spread goodwill to the poor and needy.

  • Lascivious: For the Love of Porn

    February is the month of love and there’s nothing I love more than porn. Someone on my feed recently posted a quote from a marriage-counseling conference that said, “No one in the history of the world has ever had a better marriage because of pornography.” Fuck that.

  • Dudes: Avoid These Common Fingerbanging Mistakes

    Just because you’ve got a finger in one hole doesn’t mean you’re welcome to put one in the other. It might surprise you, but anal fingering isn’t every woman’s preference. And even if it’s her preference one day, it might not be the next. Ask before you do butt stuff…

  • Nocturnal Submissions

    Fuck the Police

    Four AM, Sunday morning—Saturday night for those of us still awake. At Western and Hollywood Boulevard, where a giant hot dog used to sit on top of a funky food joint and now it doesn’t. I miss all the lowbrow landmarks of LA, the city I love. South on Western, I blow through a y…

  • How to Have An Orgasm with Your Vagina

    It has come to my attention that a lot of grown-ass women out there have yet to experience an orgasm, which makes me want to jump off a cliff on to a bed of sharpened dildos. Orgasms are important, and you need to be able to make yourself come. I know it can be frustrating, but y…