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  • Richard Kern Directed the New Music Video for Is Tropical

    The UK band Is Tropical asked our favorite photog/director Richard Kern to shoot them for their latest single, “Lover’s Cave”. While no one gets shot or blows a load to Hentai in this video it still includes an epic house party we’d really want to go to. Here's just a taste of so…

  • Nocturnal Submissions

    Fuckin' Nothing

    I'm unlocking my car door when a hooker materializes like a broken fairy princess, looking like she’s been kicked to all corners of the kingdom. I smile at her but she doesn’t smile back. She has a loud voice. "You lookin’ for something, White Bread?"

  • Nocturnal Submissions

    The Royal Portrait

    When I spot the strumpet I think she’s a he-she but then I see she has the kind of large overripe breasts shemales would die for. She’s older than most Hollywood whores and she walks like she’s wearing Versace on the red carpet. I pull to a stop and unlock the door with a double-…

  • Recognizing Your Ex-Girlfriend in Porn

    Sex is arguably the most intimate physical act. Seeing a woman I once loved plunge her hands inside another woman inverted that intimacy, making it alienating and public.

  • Triple D... After Dark

    Hey, this is Guy Fieri and we’re rollin’ out, searching for America’s greatest, diners, drive-ins, and dives. When I heard that Sloppy’s Grill in Bay City, Michigan, was throwin’ down some of the most righteous French toast this side of the Mississippi, I just had to check it out…

  • Nocturnal Submissions

    Batman with a Wistful Boner

    I take Western from it’s uppermost point at Los Feliz down to Melrose then back up to Santa Monica going west to La Brea up to Sunset and back to Western where I start over. I see a girl over by the do-it-yourself car wash and I make a U-turn and ask her if she wants to take a ri…

  • True Chubbo Presents - Dinner

    Hey bitch, where's my dinner? Open Up!

  • Tubesteak

    How to Make Friends and Influence Homos (Into Sleeping with You)

    Like any good homosexual with an iPhone and a propensity for indiscretion, I spend plenty of time on Grindr, the app that shows you other gay dudes in your immediate vicinity who are also looking for dick. That said, familiarity breeds contempt, and there are a whole host of thin…

  • Orgasm Addict - GG Allin’s Stained Prison Walls

    According to his jailhouse diary, GG Allin jerked off almost 100 times during his first 30 days in prison. It was 1989, and the outlaw scumfuck was behind bars for assaulting a groupie. The first-ever collection of diaries, letters, and (most disturbingly) drawings from GG's time…

  • Nocturnal Submissions

    Another Dumpy Motel Room

    1988. I’m alone in the night, driving slowly, when a whore materializes from a thick puff of fog. I brake and flip on my wipers and park the Camaro under a streetlamp. The whore appears at my passenger-side door and fumbles with the handle. I unlock it from my side, she jumps in…

  • Skinema

    Obedience School

    Have you ever tried to mop up the floodwaters of a squirter? FEMA and the Red Cross combined would be ill-equipped to handle the task; there just aren’t enough sandbags on earth to hold back those tides. Hurricane Sandy’s aftermath was nothing compared with a female ejaculator…

  • The Meth-Fueled, Weeklong Orgies Ravaging London's Gay Sex-Party Scene

    Weeklong, unprotected "slamming parties" fueled by intravenous doses of crystal methamphetamine are an increasing feature of London's gay sex-party scene. They are known to a small but rapidly expanding section of London's gay community. They are covertly organized over social ne…

  • Breast Cancer Survivors Find the Michelangelo of Nipple Tattoos

    For all of medicine’s advances, the best option for areola reconstruction after surgery is tattooing. And in the field of cosmetic tattooing, Vinnie Myers’s trompe-l’oeil “areola portraits,” as he calls them, are widely regarded as the best that money can buy.

  • Grace Bellavue’s Sex Tour Diary - Week 1

    One of the better parts of my job, apart from getting paid shitloads of money to have threesomes, is touring. Basically touring is the same as sucking dick for cash in my home state, but I get to sample genitals all over the country.