After the heat of doping allegations ended Lance Armstrong's reign of terror over cycling in 2005, a series of Americans quickly stepped up to fill the massive vacuum with Andrew Talansky in first place.
A little-known fact: English soccer (or "football," whatever) fans have no feeling whatsoever in their heads and frequently use them as battering rams, weapons, and, in extreme circumstances, a source of nutrition. Anyway, this guy should probably see a d…
Since the lottery system was implemented in 1985, literally dozens of huge men have been drafted into the league, only to fall prey to debility, injury, weakness, and doom. Let's take a romp through history without sepia tones or sentimentality, shall we…
When Algeria advanced to the knockout stage of the World Cup by drawing with Russia the immigrant-filled area around the Barbès – Rochechouart Metro station exploded in a raucous celebration of spontaneous joy.
Yesterday's game against Germany was a sloppy, soaking wet, and leggy affair, a game to endure for both players and fans, so let's not rehash it. Instead, we'll review some of the bright spots in the tournament for the Americans.
The great Ann Coulter was kind of enough to provide us all with a lengthy list of reasons as to why soccer sucks and in turn, why she hates the sport of soccer. And in turn, here's why her list sucks.
Maybe I should have been offended by the concept of a pub just for ladies, but there's something incredibly practical about being able to have your eyebrows waxed at the same time as you watch a soccer match.
We walked around Rio's red-light district to find out. Is there a correlation between a nation's performance on the soccer pitch and its fans' performance in the bedroom? Who is scoring the most goals, so to speak, with Rio's sex-worker community?
The cavalcade of joy that accompanied Jones's swerving laser beam could only be matched by the dread I experienced as Cristiano curled a cross in front of Howard's goal in the dying moments of injury time.
Growing up, real football was for Americans and soccer was for people who spoke other languages while doing jobs with their hands. We've appropriated everything they owned, why not gentrify our own damn soccer team?
Erwin Manuel Lino Zarate, serves as a gatekeeper to President Peña Nieto and controls his agenda. He posted an image of a plane Photoshopped with a group of people huddled atop it, with a caption reading "the Honduras team's arrival to Brazil."
Debra Denithorne-Grodensky finished her competitive swimming career as a scholarship athlete at Arizona State. She was sexually abused by her swim coach, Andy King, over the course of several years in the mid-80s, and King is now serving a 40-year prison
The competition consists of a single round with each contestant given one chance to flop. Props are encouraged. The competition will be judged by an esteemed panel selected for their expertise in the art of flopping: Vlade Divac, Tonya Harding, and record…