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Super Bowl Media Day Is Big and Dumb
One of the more perverse dates on the calendar is a little bit sicker now that they've started charging fans to attend. And there's still nothing to say. Full story
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The Mercy Rule - My NBA Hipsterism Problem, And Ours
Considering its fan base is comprised of eight-year-old kids, the NBA is not the semi-secret thing that the hipsters would seek out, stake out, overrate, and claim as their own. Full story
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The Mercy Rule - Leave Tim Tebow Alone!
It is better to let Tebow be the thoroughly outmatched quarterback he is than to turn him into a humped-to-death abstraction. Not even someone with his baffling passing mechanics deserves that. Full story
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Tom Burt
In the early years of professional snowboarding, Tom, along with Jim Zellers and Dave Hatchett, were the first snowboarders to hike and ride remote backcountry lines in Lake Tahoe. They were also some of the only snowboarders in the world to ever go to Alaska. Walking away from h… Full story
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The Mercy Rule - The NCAA Is a Donut Burger
To a cosmopolite elite like me, big-time college football looks like a transparently un-consumable Paula Deen donut burger. For others it is delicious enough to justify the diabetes-sweats it brings. Full story
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Kill the Engine - Last Week's Column
I feel like it's necessary to start this week's column by addressing last week's column. Full story
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The Mercy Rule - Sorry, You’re Going To Beef ‘O’ Brady’s
The bowl system might not be good, but its reflection of the status quo's broad, braying rottenness is pretty much perfect. Full story
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The Mercy Rule - David Stern Blocks Trades Like a Boss
Periodically, someone pops off with an NBA-related slavery metaphor, and everyone gets pissy. A more effective metaphor is that NBA players, like you and me, work for shitty bosses. Full story
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Menace
A meet and greet with all of your urban skateboard heroes from the early 90s. Some of these guys have been serving eight-year bids in maximum-security prisons, while others are dedicated family men. Full story
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The Mercy Rule - Donald Sterling, Human Cold Sore
Donald Sterling is a real estate billionaire of a notably porny bent who looks like a Milk Dud that has had Botox, and who was born without the capacity for shame. Full story
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Todd's People - Billy Corgan's Resistance Pro Wrestling
Despite all their rage they are still just some twats in a cage. Full story
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Standard Films
In celebration of 20 years of Standard Films, we head out to Red Rocks, Colorado to see the release of TB20 (Totally Board 20). The first of its kind to join together big mountain back country boarding with freestyle hi-jinks, Standard Films' Travis Robb and Mike and Dave Hatchet… Full story
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The New Girl & Chocolate Video Is Going to Be Good
If you're not familiar with Girl skateboards, you probably do not skateboard. That's OK, I'll fill you in. Full story
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The Mercy Rule - Commercials Are Fucking Terrifying
The average NFL commercial break is television's crowning insult to the notion of our shared humanity. Full story
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The Cute Show: Red Pandas!
They're experts at napping and eating bamboo.
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Dear VICE - Grass Widow Wants Nothing to Do with You
I find it fucking gross and despicable that you would run that excrement.
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Christians Made a Horror Film About a Haunted Box of Porn
We asked the director why he wants us all to stop masturbating.
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Taste Test: Peanut Butter and Dick Jelly
If there’s anything I hate more than dry genitals, it’s dry genitals that taste like dry genitals.
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The Musical 'Annie,' as Reimagined by Jay-Z
We took the liberty of rewriting some notable 'Annie' lyrics in the style of Jigga.
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The VICE Guide to Travel: The VICE Guide to Liberia
Heroin dens, teenage prostitution, cross-dressing cannibals...
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The Pornographer’s Manifesto
Ando Gilardi's photographs were unlike anything we'd ever seen.
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Italica: Jesus Factor - Part 1
A talent show that promotes Evangelical Christian music in a Catholic country.
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VICE Exclusive: Skaters' "Done for Good" Video
Skaters have a new video! It's a music video!
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Which Other Spandex-Wearing Superpeople Are Gay?
Here are the heroes and villains it’s easiest to picture in rainbow-flag duds.
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Eurovision 2012: Like Being in a Mint Commercial With Props Donated by Drug Dealers
Writhing on the floor covered in laser beams.
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Pen Pals - (Don’t) Let Them Eat Cake
I pity the fool who takes away donuts and Snickers from MY people.
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Motherboard: Spaced Out: Outer Space Interior Design
A look at the next generation of space vehicles headed for Mars and beyond.
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Loveless
Bored with sex? You're not alone.
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Boyle's Brains - Ways to Improve Basketball
In the event of a tie, all members of Team A and Team B will be swapped out for their dads.
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Question of the Day - Prostitution Should Be Legal, Right?
We asked a bunch of Londoners if selling state-sanctioned sex services was OK.
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Dear VICE - Grass Widow Wants Nothing to Do with You
I find it fucking gross and despicable that you would run that excrement.
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Goth Day at Disneyland!
I'm sorry your parents dressed you like this.
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The One-Month, Nine-Day Anniversary of Record Store Day 2012 (Or) A Stroll Through eBay
Some writing on the bad writing it inspired.
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Records
Killer Mike is like a nanostructured amorphous solid, or Slimer with a boner.
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Shut Up and Enter: Win a Trip to the NY Premiere of Shut Up and Play the Hits
Want to party at the New York premiere of SHUT UP AND PLAY THE HITS with LCD SOUNDSYSTEM's James Murphy?
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Talkin' 'Bout the Boards - Let Me Go Down on Her
You left terrible comments this past week. Here are my drawings of them.
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Which Other Spandex-Wearing Superpeople Are Gay?
Here are the heroes and villains it’s easiest to picture in rainbow-flag duds.
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Combover: Smart as a Rabbi
This one is going to sting right where my foreskin used to be.
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Alligator Story
Author Barry Gifford shares with us an unpublished short story.
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Earl Is Free
How I got to eat a burger and fries with Earl Sweatshirt.
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Kill the Engine - Anarchy and Jesus Fish?
I wish I'd heeded my own advice.
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Skinema: This Ain’t Dracula XXX
This recent fascination with vampires really has got to end already.
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Behind the Seams: Mexican Pointy Boots
Shoe design finally gets to the point.
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My VICE Internship Taught Me Everything I Need to Know About Having a Dick
They are unwieldy and secrete weird stuff at inappropriate times.
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Epicly Later'd: Arto Saari
His rise to prominence is like no one else's.
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Prehistoric Internet Porn
The first Internet porn was created by geeks for geeks.
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Are You a Sociopath?
Take the official 2012 Diagnostic Test.
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The Cute Show: Cat Prin!
Meet Japan's only cat tailor.
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Making Up Bands in Your Brain While High
Dan Magers writes some messed-up shit.
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The Loneliest Goth in the World
Our new friend Simon was the only goth in Camden.
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Are Thirty People Walking Around a Town in England High on 2C-B?
Because if they are, we just spoke to one of them.
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week, Gambian honeymooners versus this sexy lady's boss.
Noisey
EL-P's New Video - "The Full Retard" 
Motherboard
This Is How Facebook Will End 
The Creators Project
Build Your Own Banana Synth 
Motherboard
Help! My Boyfriend Watches Too Much Porn 
The Creators Project
Stereoscopic Diving with Masaki Fujihata 
Noisey
Meet the Three Sisters and One Mister in Haim 
