VICE STUFF

Tapestry

By Eileen Myles

Rose was number one. Fairly light hair on a warm young mound. Later I knew this poet from Boston, and he lived in a loft in Little Italy with a girl who made art. Their life seemed perfect. Full story

Edge Of Seventeen

You and Katherine are drunk on wine coolers and you've forgotten all about stabbing Ziggy with the Ginsu knife and running for your lives. The three of you cozy down in the dark, Ziggy in the middle, beneath several layers of blankets and unzipped sleeping bags. Full story

Slave To The Office

I’ve been shitting in L’Tesha Jackson’s desk drawer for months now and I see no reason to stop. I really don’t. See, the thing of it is, it started as this little prank, a sort of dare that a buddy of mine put me up to and that was that. Full story

Mister Elegant

By Chuck Palahniuk

Don’t ask how I know this, but the next time you think you’re fat, there’s a whole lot worse way you can look. Full story

From A Guide For The Undehemorrhoided

By Charles Willeford

In hospital language a patient does not urinate, micturate, pee, piss, or take a leak. He voids. Or, as in my case, he is unable to void. Full story

Baron In Vegas

Baron came out of the elevator holding the guitar. There was a white door in a white wall, a small red light with a button underneath. He pressed the button. A camera swiveled an inch above him. A voice asked him who he was. Full story

Public Hair

By Richard Hell

Yesterday there was a pretty girl sitting with her girlfriends in front of my wife and me at a movie and most of the time all I could see of her was her hair. When you were sitting behind girls in classrooms in grade school, their hair could drive you crazy. Full story

From The Diaper of Big Baby Jesus

A Forthcoming Novel

The following is a conversation I recorded between Ol' Dirty Bastard and Clint Eastwood at a special screening in Los Angeles for the film The Bridges of Madison County. This is only a small portion of a much-longer four-hour-plus transcript. Full story

And They Rode on in the Friscalating Dusklight

Amy And Lesley's Guide To Fiction

Oh, so fiction is a waste of time that doesn't teach you anything? Really? Well how about a little piece of fiction called THE BIBLE. Full story

Limited Edition Job

By Matthias Connor aka Wolfboy

I had been tipped off in advance that Dave wanted to see me. A cross between David Koresh and David Ike dressed from head to toe in Japanese street wear brands, Dave was the owner of the trendy clothes shop I worked in. Full story

Thank You From Baghdad

By Former Dictator of Iraq Saddam Hussein

Yesterday (I write this on 6 November 2006) I was handed my verdict in a trial that to me was more of a circus than anything else. Full story

Two Really Short Stories

Jenny went to the pool to pick up her mother who was very excited and the first thing she said was, “I just swam with a dead guy!” Full story

Vice Mail

Letters - The Fiction Issue

This is not an ass kiss, more of a sincere thank-you. I am not a part of Vice’s demographic—37, married with three kids, ages 10, 8, and 6. Full story

Games

Games Reviews - The Fiction Issue

This had mixed reviews everywhere but I like it. It’s one of those uncomplicated shooting games that you can play without having to stretch your brain too much. Full story