Question of the Day is a new column we're starting as you're reading this sentence where we give you people a platform to express your opinions on whatever question we decide to ask you.
Since it's Monday and you're trying to avoid doing your work, maybe I could help kill a few minutes of your day by telling you a little bit about the screen printing party at Industry Print Shop.
Starting around now until whenever the asshole who keeps stealing all of our magazines and selling them on eBay saunters in, our 2012 Fashion Issue will be sitting in stores across the US.
I read "An Underachiever's Diary" when I was in my fifth year of college, and it saved me. Let's see what the cards say about this new memoir.
Listen up, Teen Girl Squad. Avoid having a job for as long as possible, because once you get jumped into work culture you're preeetty much in for life.
Venice is begging for a Costa Concordia encore.
Can you all just calm down and talk to us like normal people do for a second, please?
Veronica Hapgood concentrated fiercely and pooped out an egg. "What's this?" said Lavera. "Raise my child," said Veronica.
This simple, direct, colorful, anti-drug ad created in 30 or 40 seconds by an unpaid D.A.R.E. intern actually caused a drastic increase in drug use by almost all children.
Jon Glaser, the creator and star of Adult Swim's Delocated, is hilarious. We threw back a few beers with him while talking about his comedy career and how cool it'd be to get a tattoo of a bird who likes to party. Then we walked to a nearby tattoo parlor
We scored Andy Animal's "Lost Haul" video, premiering right now.
You'll never make the A-list if your kid isn't a lesbian.
He's a 19-year-old snowboarder who says the hellbeast is definitely real because "it smelled like shit and had 2,000 bugs swarming around it--all around its mouth and shit."
In the rush to condemn Uni Lad's rape banter, we all risk missing out on their other jokes - and that would be the real rape.
The Vietnamese seem to have taken the idea of the amusement park and fed it LSD for, like, a gazillion years.
VICE travels to Atlanta to sit down with comic book writer and video game creator Paul Jenkins. We find out about the his past work on such projects as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Spider-Man as well as his involvement in the most recent Darkness 2 g…
Yankee Candle haul videos are primarily made by junior gays and awkward British cat ladies and the genre existed happily for its insular community until Andy Animal joined the fun.
Mike Kelley herded up all species of the inexplicable and nourished them with pieces of their own flesh. He will be missed.
My ex-girl wrote this letter to me as she sat in a cell across the hall at the county jail.
We talked to the host of "The Warias" about her time spent smothered in the silicone-bolstered bosoms of Jogjakarta's Islamic transsexuals.
There are plenty of ways to make money as a broke student in London, but I decided that allowing older men to fellate me for money was the easiest.
The Ten Commandments of the internet dictate that anyone who receives images of a "monster" is obligated to disseminate and investigate them, so that's what I'm going to do.
Bill Strobeck took a break from filming sweaty skateboarders all over the world to make an artsy film with famous ladies and his mom.
In his book, Don claims "the devil himself, speaking through a possessed woman, threatened to disembowel me in my sleep."