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Vice Mail

Letters - The Food Issue

I’ve been saying for years that you assholes just sit around your house and pull your stories from the internet—thanks for getting careless and proving me fucking right. Full story

Tidbits

A Monthly Look At Things We Love - The Food Issue

A few weeks ago we were laughing at our buddy Ryan for claiming that ever since he started wearing matching tighty-whities and T-shirts he can't stop getting laid. It’s like a guy’s version of lingerie. Full story

Gross Jar

A little over a year ago, we ran an article in which we pitted a friend of ours against some cockroaches (it ended with several of their heads in his mouth-remember?). Full story

Games

Games Reviews - The Food Issue

I’ve just spent the past three days kneeling on my bed, staring at the screen, and frantically banging my head as I “shredded” my way through such venerable hits as “Higher Ground” (Chili Peps version, natch), “Iron Man,” “I Wanna Be Sedated,” and “Sharp Dressed Man.”… Full story

I'm Busted

On August 28, 1999, the Bureau of Prisons adopted the Ensign Amendment, putting in place statutory restrictions requiring return of commercially published information or material that is sexually explicit or features nudity. Full story

Vice Mail

Letters - The Lies Issue

Wait, not that you’re supposed to cry for the Blackfeet. They’re not asking for your sympathy. That was the point of that woman who said it was the Indians who were responsible for the problems of the Indians and the welfare system only made it worse. Full story

Tidbits

A Monthly Look At Things We Love - The Lies Issue

One of the biggest problems in the gay community (besides the Silent but Deadly “killer of millions”) is their lack of vitamin C. In short, they refuse to take it into their bodies. Full story

Dos & Don'ts

After years of getting bullied by the French, English Montrealers are shoving the Quebec flag up their asses and taking to the streets. It's the most political fashion has been since Yankees fans started balling up Red Sox shirts and stuffing them in their foreskins. Full story

Gross Jar

A lot of times when people bring up the Gross Jar with somebody from the magazine, they think they're being super clever by saying stuff like, "Man, what if something's alive in there" all sarcastically. Full story

Literary/I Want My DVDs

Book/Movie Reviews - The Lies Issue

We are usually against necrophilia, but if there is one corpse that deserves to have slow, magical love made to it, it’s John Belushi’s. He represents a golden era of comedy celebrity, and the world will never see the likes of him again. Full story

Howdy Pard'ner! How're Y'all?

I'm in Nowheresville, Peru. It's somewhere in the mountains. My motorcycle died, so I'm just figuring out how to go from here. It overheated about two miles from the nameless town where I am now. Full story

Games

Games Reviews - The Lies Issue

If you want to know right off the bat whether or not I recommend this game, the answer is yes, OK? God. I have a few reservations, but go ahead and buy the fucker now. Full story

Vice Mail

Letters - The Natives Issue

We’re planning a Stupid Boring Wimp Issue soon, so please do carefully talk about possibly sending something along at some point (maybe). Full story

Tidbits

A Monthly Look At Things We Love - Sifting Through Blackfeet Stuff - The Natives Issue

News flash: Indians call themselves Indians. It’s not a big deal. so stop having powwows about how white people cannot say that word. Full story