Not the politician, the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter you get when you ass-fuck.
A hideously delicious corruption of Italian food that will make Mama cry.
Some of you should be on some kind of list.
For the most part I can't stand books about shit from history. It's not time's fault, it's mine.
What will nightclubs be like in the future? The Box's Serge Becker says, "No Cameras, no cell phones." That's fine with us.
You already know Lesley Arfin from an earlier era of VICE and probably from her book, 'Dear Diary,' which rules. Now she is a staff writer for HBO's objectively near-perfect show 'Girls.'
In this special edish of Girl News we will consider the only thing that matters right now, which is Lena Dunham's new joint "Girls."
Somebody has invented a kind of bleach-type thing to make Indian women's vaginas less brown. Is that a fair thing to market in a country that still uses a caste system?
Cannibalism is only one bad vacation away.
Now he wants to hang a 250-ton train above a park.
They're not kids any more!
Men don't develop Cal's kind of tolerance without having a few hangover cures up their sleeves.
The Pizza Connection was an actual FBI case that made the careers of Giuliani and others in both US and Italian law enforcement. The case involved a group of hardcore killers/drug dealers from Sicily who had cornered the world's heroin supply and were now…
VICE sexpert Karley "Slutever" Sciortino travels to London to meet her internet slave IRL and investigate the psychology behind financial domination.
Demonic possessions are a lot like high blood pressure or AIDS—you don't know your status until you get tested.
Part II of Marie Calloway's "Jeremy Lin."
Not everyone said cat.
A few months ago, Marie Calloway became instantly internet-famous by publishing a story titled "Adrien Brody" on Tao Lin's Muumuu House website. This story picks up where that one left off.
It's back and it's already awful.
After making millions by smuggling weed from his Moroccan plantation to the rest of the world, and being captured and convicted for the seventh time, Cees Hendriks decided to change his life and focus on refining cannabis seeds. Now he's revolutionizing w…
How will you cope?
Look yourself in the mirror and say, "God made flirts and flirts don't squirt!" then slap yourself across the face.
Brought to you by Ashton Kutcher, Heidi Klum, Bruno Mars, and Natasha Bedingfield.
More than half of homeless teens own a cell phone and will spend the money they get from spare-changing on their data plan over food or shelter.