Death is from Yesno. It's right next to Fresno.
Try setting your relationship status to "It's Dumplicated."
Bombing a Papa John's Pizza franchise to get all of their customers sounds like a good idea if you're from Florida, the cerebral palsy-ravaged appendage of the United States.
Gollum staring at his "stash," which he has built up from nothing by working minimum wage for 18 months at Taco Bell.
A conversation with the filmmakers behind "Paradise Lost: Purgatory," the final chapter in a trilogy about the West Memphis Three.
A freakout is when you drastically misjudge reality and then you drastically lose your shit. You wanted to do one thing but you did something else and it was bad.
Mark Wahlberg has a new movie coming out. I can't remember what it's called and have no idea what it's about, but I'm pretty certain I will go to see it simply because I like his face or something.
My name is Sara Benincasa. I love the heck out of the Grand Old Party, which people call the "GOP" (pronounced "gee-oh-pee"). You could say I love it so much, I have ELEPHANTiasis--of the heart! LOLOL!
I get these weird vibes that Rihanna isn't fully mentally capable. Why else would she spend 11 percent of her new music video with her hand on her vag?
I'm doing this column with tarot card interviews, and I just barely know the meanings of the cards. Carrie's reading was really intense. I'm pretty sure she wants everyone to fuck the fuck off.
Crap has already declared war, and it's winning. Behold just a few of the innumerable examples of how shit can kill.
Science says that every time you do something there's a ripple of after-effect that goes on into infinity forever.
I know Karl a little, but I've never talked to him about this image I have in my head of him being crazy and doing a bunch of speed in Asia. So we finally got around to it.
The first line of this content unit is going to be "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" which is obviously the zeroes-and-ones-style code that will create, narrate, and regulate the future.
Taking a look at the Recovery Movement through a chronic schizophrenic who whooped Superman's ass.
The abducted princess' disdain for Serval Lancet had slowly transformed into love. Probably because he no longer used his poking stick for poking her in the back to make her march around in the woods.
British feminists versus designer vaginas on the streets of London.
Leagues of Japanese fangirls are going rabid for yaoi, the gay manga porn that involves steamy sex scenes drawn in graphic detail of pretty boys falling in love and tossing each other's salads.
We went to 4chan.org looking for the masterminds behind Anonymous, the group credited with sparking the Occupy Wall Street movement. All we got were these ridiculous comments.
It is not OK to shit in the bathroom next to my desk.
There is nothing like a little Darwinian natural selection to weed out the weak and the worthless. The theory of evolution must apply to other things too... like beards.
Stéphane Hessel's manifesto "Time for Outrage!" so captivatingly expresses discontent for oppression it'd spark a political awakening in the worst glassy-eyed Jersey Shore fan.
What is human tragedy? How often does human tragedy happen? That's a simple question with a not so simple answer.
Conspiracy theorists have been accusing Freemasons of being an evil secret society long before that freaky pyramid eye showed up on the $1 bill.