It's called Murdoch Mysteries and it's a quaint historical police procedure that is better than it has a right to be.
You can't miss something you never had in the first place.
Also this week: A guy was arrested for "stealing electricity" by plugging his phone in on a train.
"I believe that Daddy Fat Sacks and Three Stacks should be carved riding in a Cadillac (as is their wont). This will help the new carving blend nicely with the Confederates who are on horseback."
Then they called it a "minor accident."
"Dick-tossing is an exercise in happiness," she said. "It was just a fun, hilarious thing to do."
It seems like a good time for a refresher course in London Underground etiquette, given that everyone keeps masturbating and doing cocaine on it.
"There's something about horror stories, where it's funny to hear these terrible, horrific fucking things happening. It's good, it's... got this cracking feeling to it, where it's safe, it's fiction."
The girl starts to cry when Merkel tells her there are "thousands and thousands more" like her.
Our TV show has been nominated for a 2015 Emmy in the Outstanding Informational Series or Special category, the same award it won last year.
Husband-and-wife team Susie and Chad Seiter are changing the way we hear video games with Pokémon: Symphonic Evolutions.
One has over 2,700 board games in his house, and estimates the collection is worth over $125,000.
Cell phones are prohibited at the 120-year-old prison, as is fighting, so there's an understandable amount of confusion and embarrassment surrounding the release of the footage on YouTube.
We talked to the internet residents who feel more like foxes, dragons, and cats than members of Homo sapiens.
Wim Hof has used meditation to stay submerged in ice for hours, run a marathon in the desert with no water, and scientifically proved that he can influence his immune system at will.
There has been some sniggering at the idea of "sexual consent kits," but the more important questions are about whether or not they would actually work.
The video has prompted memes, mayhem, tattoos, raps, and a much-needed national conversation about sex.
The best of the best are smearing themselves in facepaint for a training exercise.
We spoke to a Syrian refugee who has wound up in purgatory after his passport was lost by the British government.
The controversial British feminist is a controversial British feminist.
This goes out to all the dudes who have told me "I'm not attracted to fat girls," even though they had sex with me and I am fat.
"I feel privileged to be attacked by ISIS because it means the message is as strong as their weapons and their violence."
Blondie founding member and guitarist Chris Stein offers a primer on his favorite occult artists, including Vali Myers, H. R. Giger, Rosaleen Norton, Aleister Crowley, and more.
The Conservative government reportedly plans to continue its buzzkilling ways by making salvia divinorum an illegal drug.