Donk Uncut & Uncensored - Part 1

VICE Gives You the Chance to Become a Party Legend

The world will never forget your haphazard exploits.

I Used to Love Woody Harrelson, but Now I Think He's a Scumbag

Don't waste your time admiring famous people. They're creepy.

This Week in Balls - February 6, 2012

We comb stories from the world of athletics and deliver them to you.

Handling Meat

Los Angeles passed a groundbreaking, first-of-its-kind law that will force male porn actors to wear condoms.

Question of the Day - Would You Rather Lose an Arm or a Leg?

This is a new column where we listen to what you have to say for once.

Poon for Putin

Welcome to the hottest presidential re-election campaign ever.

Kill The Engine - Toughest Cardigan Ever

I participated in a fun screen printing party.

Hey, Sports Haters, I Don't Like the Super Bowl Either

Watching Madonna's halftime show was like walking in on your grandmother having a threesome.

It's the 2012 Fashion Issue!

We interviewed Bryan Derballa, the guy who shot the adorable pooch on our cover.

Stems: A History of Hosiery

Stockings had a long journey to getting everyone horny.

Hats Off, Lesbians

Ever since junior high I've been two things: a lesbian and addicted to hats.

Some Guys Played Football Last Night

At least we won't have to see Madonna for a while.

Theory: Nicki Minaj Is Actually Jay-Z Sped Up

Based on this evidence I would have to say that my theory is correct.

Republicantics - The Many Loves of Mitt Romney

One of them is singing "Coming to America" while gently jacking it to the Articles of Confederation.

Andy Animal’s Sensuous Candles

Yankee Candle haul videos are no longer for junior gays and awkward British cat ladies.

Rettsounds - Materiality of Existence with Richard Meltzer

"I think it's very bad design to have the human body as the shell."

The VICE Guide to Travel: The Warias

Indonesia's Muslim transvestites need a place to pray, too.

VICE News: North Korean Labor Camps

Not in Pyonyang, but deep in the forests of Siberia.

If You Build It, They Will Cum

Sexual healing and kinky community outreach with the Impropriety Society.

Hello Father

Photographer Johanna Heldebro stalked her dad for art.

Rule Britannia: Rose Boy and Friends

Snubbed, but not forgotten.

Drug-Related Photoshop Art - Cat-Toad Hybrid

Take drugs if you want to look like this cat-toad hybrid.

VICE Meets: Jon Glaser

An interview our host will definitely never forget.

Noisey: FIDLAR

Another bunch of incorrigible do-nothings making music.

Motherboard: A Dragon Con Odyssey

A bacchanalian orgy of sci-fi and comic book fans going bananas in Atlanta's hotel rooms.

Where We Go to Learn in Bucharest

Glow-in-the-dark rocks and wax figures of insane Siamese twins.

Peeling Oniontown

There are certain places that, by their very nature, seem forsaken.

Behind the Seams: Mexican Pointy Boots

Shoe design finally gets to the point.