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EPICLY LATERD

Beauty and the Beast

After a night of violence and revelry, the Girl/Antihero make their way to a local homeless shelter for a long day of volunteering. Just kidding, they go skating some more.

The Girl/Antihero boys wake up after a night of drinking, fighting, and slur-hurling and attempt to ready themselves for a hard day’s work. An astoundingly hung-over Mike Carroll carefully avoids making an incriminating statement about the previous night’s activities on tape. Several rapid-dissolving sodium bicarbonate tablets later, they rouse themselves into skating form and roll around the lush Northwestern concrete.