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      Mini Fried Chicken Hors d'Oeuvres

      MINI FRIED CHICKEN HORS D'OEUVRES - THE RECIPE Dirty fried chicken doesn't have to be from Popeye's at 3 AM on a Friday night, nor does it have to be fifteen dollars at a faux high-end chain restaurant, eaten by candlelight with a bunch of pretentious bell-ends. You can make fancy ass chicken hors d'oeuvres in the comfort of your own home! Ingredients Lots x chick...

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      MINI FRIED CHICKEN HORS D'OEUVRES - THE RECIPE

      Dirty fried chicken doesn't have to be from Popeye's at 3 AM on a Friday night, nor does it have to be fifteen dollars at a faux high-end chain restaurant, eaten by candlelight with a bunch of pretentious bell-ends. You can make fancy ass chicken hors d'oeuvres in the comfort of your own home!

      Ingredients
      Lots x chicken breasts
      1 x pack chicken wings
      1 x pack bacon
      1 x pack of floppy cheese
      1 x lettuce and tomatoes
      1 x pack of tortillas

      Batter
      1 x cup plain flour
      1 x egg
      1/2 x cup beer
      1/2 x tspn baking powder
      seasoning, salt, cayenne pepper

      Step 1.

      Par-boil some chicken strips for your zingers, chunks for your double-downs, and wings for your, erm, wings. Set aside.

      Step 2.

      Dump all your batter ingredients in a bowl and whisk until thick.

      Step 3.

      Next, smother your chicken pieces in the creamy batter.

      Step 4.

      Dump in a deep-fryer and cook until golden and delicious looking.

      Step 5.

      Wrap up your zingers and build the double-downs by sandwiching together some heart attack bacon rashers and floppy cheese. Yum!

      Step 6.

      To wash that all down, make a nuggetini by shaking together in a dirty ol'jar some chocolate milkshake, irish cream liqueur, and a splash of vodka. Pour into a martini glass with a burger sauce dipped rim. And voila!

      Bone-appetit!

      JOANNA FUERTES-KNIGHT

      @fuertesknight

      Previously -  English Breakfast Cupcakes

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