WE'RE KILLING THE DC SNIPER TONIGHT

By IAN WINTHROP

Hey DC! Remember at 9 PM to tune in for the execution of John Allen Muhammad, better known to most as The Washington DC Sniper. Of course, Muhammad was merely the mentally ill mastermind behind the murderous rampage which, in all likelihood, was carried out by his brainwashed teenage accomplice, Lee Boyd Malvo. For anyone unfamiliar with the case, Malvo admitted that the one to two dozen killings carried out by the pair were part of a larger plan that involved murdering hundreds of people, killing a pregnant lady, a cop, bombing said cop’s funeral, and then training a militia of lost, young, black men to carry out a multi-city terror spree. According to the Virginia courts, the man who concocted this plan is not crazy and should be executed for his actions. Thanks again, death penalty!

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