What’s better than hanky panky between you and your own hand? The addition of a pseudo-robo-hand that will suck your penis with forever stamina. Or a vibrating, rabbit-eared cock ring that knows exactly how to please your partner’s clitoris. Not that we’re trying to bash on analog masturbating, but Lovehoney just gave its summertime blowout blowhole sale an extra markdown—this time up to 70% off. That’s rad for people who have a whole bunch of vibrators, and even cooler for people who are sex-toy-curious but not sure where to start.
There's truly a sex toy for everyone these days, whether you’re into beginner’s butt stuff or have been waiting to get inseminated by aliens ever since Joaquin Phoenix swung that baseball bat in Signs, which we absolutely do not think about once a week.
Lovehoney is slashing the dollahs on lingerie, lube, and biiiig kinky sets by the Fifty Shades of Grey sex toy line (which is surprisingly amazing). They’re also clearing out the best-selling G-spot vibrators, nipple suckers, and more.
Here’s our horny short list of the best stuff to bring home.
This $100 male vibrator is now $30
Let’s talk about the reviews on this peen machine, because a solid stroker is usually pricey and the deals, deals, deals on this one feel almost too good to be true. Overall, the Lovehoney reviewers praise its undercover design, easy two-button system, and solid strokin’ capabilities. So if you’re new to the world of penis sleeves and aren’t ready to spend hundreds on LELO’s famously #drama penis masturbator, this is a cool opportunity to live le dream without hurling your wallet into the ocean.
A squishy cock ring
Don’t fear the penis ring. There’s one out there for everyone, like this extra-squishy silicone ring from Lovehoney that comes with some mighty fun bells and whistles. It vibrates with five different speeds, has rabbit ears for clitoral stimulation, and is fully USB-rechargeable. A true staple of one’s sexual pantry.
A quiet, powerful, five-star-rated wand
What can’t you do with the wand that does everything? Rub it on your clitoris, or insert it in your orifices; tickle your partner’s anus, nipples, and erogenous zones; hell, use this vibrator as a pseudo-Theragun to work out the other kinks in your back. This toy has over 100 gushing, squirting reviews on Lovehoney, with quite a few saying they’re always waiting for it to be back in stock. So be warned: This one will go fast.
You’ve always wanted to peg
If ever there was a moment to justify a little click-happy splurge on a strap-on (which is… every moment), it’s when Lovehoney makes it the price of a latte and a gluten-free banana bread thing from your favorite coffee shop. This is a beginner’s strap, but it’s one you can continue to grow into and get kinky with—there’s even a hidden pocket in the harness so you can add vibrations with a bullet vibrator.
No thoughts, just vibes.
The Rec Room staff independently selected all of the stuff featured in this story.