Man, getting older is tough, especially when your identity is tied to all of these ideas about rebelling against authority and work sucking and all of the other stuff Descendents lyrics are about. As you enter real adulthood—not just the kind that comes with voting rights and the legal purchase of cigarettes—you and/or your friends may find yourselves still wearing band shirts every day, talking about DIY and counterculture, and looking back fondly on your stagediving days, despite the fact that those ended in Obama’s first term. Is punk dead? We’ll let y’all debate that over a sixer of Red Stripe.
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But what, punks don’t love gifts? Nah, they do… trust us. This gift recipient, whether they’re a friend or partner or coworker, may be a bartender or might have a boring office job, an accountant or data analyst or something, but still post frequent throwbacks on Instagram to the punk house they lived in a decade ago, one with a name like “The Death Shack.” These friends might feign hatred of capitalism, but when it comes down to it, they want nice stuff just like any other person who appreciates non-two-buck-Chuck wine and central A/C. And we get it—we wanna listen to Discharge and wear Chuck Taylors forever, too, but sometimes, it feels good to upgrade. Punks can be a little hard to shop for—they’re contrarians, after all—but that’s what the VICE gift guides are for.Here are 13 gift ideas for the punk rock him, her, they, or whoemever in your life, a collection of cool stuff to spread holiday cheer to the grumpy, aging punks among us.As many of us have climbed out of the dents on our sofas and actually reentered the public sphere, we’ve reexamined our wardrobes and realized we kinda look like scrubs. Getting a pair of decent boots to pull from your closet alongside your beat-up Docs is one of the first steps toward becoming a respectable adult. Thursday boots are American-made and high-quality, and the President, Captain, and Vanguard boots are all super highly rated and ooze lumbersexual appeal.
Thursday boots
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Dad Grass CBD joints
Brightland olive oil
All things Raymond Pettibon
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Fancy deodorant
Weezie makeup towels
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Stussy’s 8-ball swag
Carhartt Sid pants
Spri kettlebells
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Amaro Nonino
Schoolhouse textured lowball glasses
LSA Borough beer glasses
A sick sock ‘n’ sandal combo
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Online Ceramics gear for your ex-hardcore friend who randomly got really into the Grateful Dead in the last couple of years
Tetra’s checkered marble ashtray
P.F. Candle Co. Teakwood and Tobacco candle
Click here to see more of VICE’s gift guides.Your faithful VICE editors independently selected all of the stuff featured in this story.