The Best Amazon Black Friday Deals, From TVs to Vibrators

Can you smell that, Brad? It’s the sweet, nutmeggy smell of eggnog and Amazon Black Friday deals for breakfast, because the savings are already popping off on the best home goods, kitchen tools, tech, fashion, beauty and sexual wellness finds on the behemoth. Like us, you know that the best Black Friday deals are rolling in from a variety of enticing corners on the web, but Amazon is a damn solid one-stop-shop for getting everything you’ve had lingering in your browser for ages to outfit you life with truly Adult Toys, from Instant Pots to air humidifiers; Bose headphones to trampolines that can fit you and your boo.

Strap on your headlamps, and let’s spelunk into some of the best Amazon Black Friday deals that will be landing in our cart this year…

An ultra decked-out 4K TV

Damn, this thing has it all—it’s 4K and HDR display is crystal-clear, it’s a smart TV, and it has Apple AirPlay and Chromecast built right on. Plus, at 75 inches, it’s huuuge, and an amazing price—especially at $100 off.

The best noise-canceling headphones

What? What was that? I didn’t realize I missed my stop and rode the subway all the way to heaven; the sound-canceling abilities on these Bose headphones are just that good. (Check out our guide to the best noice-canceling headphones here.) And for a limited time, they’re $50 off.

These top-rated iPhone charging cables

As much as we would like to have only Apple brand chargers for everything, we are not Daddy Warbucks. This set of three charging cables has over 45,000 reviews on Amazon, and top marks for being six feet long so you can use it from the bed/couch/throne.

The ultra-ultra-flatscreen that doubles as art

We’ve been drooling over Samsung’s super-popular Frame series TVs, which look like wall art when they’re not in use. Now, they’re up to 31% off at Amazon.

For the GoPro bro in your life

Does a bike ride even exist, if it hathen’t been GoPro’d and posted to YouTube? Save more than $100 on the little sports camera that does it all.

You’ve been meaning to get an Echo…

… And now, Amazon has made one that looks like a crystal ball—sorry, wizard’s orb. It’ll actually look chic on our counter. It’s 40% off right now, if you’ve been meaning to start a relationship with Alexa.

A sentient vacuum

We’re not saying the iconic Roomba is our new life partner, but it is our new sexuality. It’s $100 off right now, and we’re looking forward to our home not being covered in pet hair.

The new Kindle has 10 weeks of battery life

… And guess what? The screen now comes in the color of a buttery, flaky crust for even cozier reading, and has a larger display and thinner borders. It’s also waterproof (as in, immersion-tested) and glare-proof.

The best classic sunglasses on-sale

Once upon a Coachella 2009, Ray-Ban sunnies made us feel the coolest, and they still do. These iconic shades are perfect for everything from a beach day to a funeral; a music festival to the whole Blue Brothers franchise.

The best Adidas classics

Adidas ‘fits and kicks for the price of a solo lobster dinner? Getouttahere.

The best fall-winter-spring jacket

No one does cozy like The North Face, whose versatile Carto Triclimate jacket is 30% off right now.

Could it finally be Croc time?

If you've been wondering whether it’s time to cave and become a Crocs person, the deals ‘n’ steals on several styles have been rolling out for Black Friday.

These gorgeous Timbs

This one’s for all the lumbersexuals out there. We see you. Timberland is a heritage brand that has worth its keep, and so finding its wares on sale is always a hot steal—including these boots for 22% off. Deadass.

Labels gone wild

Did you know that high-end designers like Gucci and Phillip Lim sell on Amazon now? Yeah, man—and that’s not all; they’re part of the sale extravaganza, so you can save hundreds without even having to hit up a resale site or rifle through potential fakes on auction sites. Some top picks: This Phillip Lim satchel bag and groovy pair of Gucci shades that murmur “I drink Champagne with lunch.”

…And even more top labels

Grab flashy aviators, some of the best men’s underwear out there (shoutout, Calvin Klein), Adidas ‘fits, and never-go-out-of-style desert boots as part of Amazon’s Black Friday deals.

The best cookware bundle

Did you just move apartments/have you been cooking with Fisher-Price saucers for most of your life? All-Clad and Calphalon, two of the best cookware brands out there, have entire bundles of 10 cookware essentials to outfit your kitchen that you’ll save literally hundreds of dollars on for Black Friday [airhorn]. The parents will be impressed.

The best mini coffee machine

Perhaps you live in a small space, or you’re the only coffee drinker in your home. Not only does that make you the most cultured, but it means you get to carve out a corner for this sleek Nespresso Vertuo coffee maker in matte black and rose gold, currently on big time sale.

We know you’ve always wanted a milk frother

Well, now is your chance. This top-rated frother also comes in so many colors, not even a Mantis Shrimp could see them all.

The best pressure cooker

Once you Instant Pot, you can never go back. “This product is my best friend,” writes one reviewer about the top-rated machine, “and I would marry it and grow old with it if I could. I’ve put pork loins, potatoes, yellow bundt cakes from boxed cake, rice, corn on the cob…” Damn, Sally. You win. The standard Instant Pot is a classic, but the Pro model has all-black Matrix vibes—and is currently 38% off.

A blender that won’t quite

Puree the pain away, and dice away the Sunday Scaries with this majorly on-promo GE blender. It has a 4.4 rating on Amazon and a slew—nay, a trough—of solid reviews.

Our all-time fave suction vibrator

The Satisfyer Pro 2 is the stuff of legend, considered the GOAT of affordable oral simulators. It’s our readers’ best-selling toy, and at under 30 bucks, this is the lowest price we’ve ever seen for it.

Can 53,000 happy reviewers with whiter teeth be wrong?

Probs not. Crest Whitestrips keep getting better and better as they improve their magic technology, and the before and after photos are pretty dang convincing. Grab them for 20 bucks off.

Step up your skincare

There are tons of Amazon Black Friday deals on top skincare brands like Peter Thomas Roth and Tatcha, so load up on dewy moisturizers, enzyme masks, cleansers, and this Korean skincare gift set that comes with thousands of positive reviews. “I'm 45 and have had acne since I was 12 yrs old,” writes one customer, “Over the last 30 years, I have tried everything from OTC medications, home remedies, and even harsh chemical laden pharmaceuticals from dermatologists, all to no avail […] I have been using [this] for almost 2 months and I AM IN LOVE!! I saw a small change within the first day of use, truly! I use it morning and night.”

Buzz, buzz, buzz

A bunch of different best-selling models of Braun electric razors are on sale for Black Friday, and these are the lowest prices of the year on some of their top picks.

This shiatsu massager is a great gift

It’s like having a personal, back-massaging snake draped over your shoulders all the time. Plus, it’s heated. Gift it to mom, pops, or anyone who’s on the WFH grime.

It’s about to be really cold outside, but these folding exercise bikes will keep our thighs heated, happy, and limber from the comfort of our railroad apartments once we feel the burn mid-workout.

The best camping chair

Just picture cracking open a ‘gansett by the riverbank in this baby on a sunny winter day. Heaven. Also, why aren’t all chairs heated? Save $40 thanks to the ol’ BF.

Glug glug

This steel Hydro Flask is BPA-free, phthalate-free, comes with a handy loop for carrying and clipping, and it will do your taxes.

The best memory foam mattresses

Ever since we had eyeballs that could watch infomercials, we’ve wanted a memory foam (or ~adaptive~ foam) mattress. Now, that dream can come true.

The best air purifiers for you Californians

In the words of The Hollies, “All I need is the air that I breathe [to be HEPA filtered].” Coway’s top-rated air purifier—with built in air quality monitoring—is a whopping $130 off.

The best winter bedding

Tuck-in to a top-rated cotton comforter that should really be its own category of cloud, and a percale pillow and comforter set that stays cool in over-heated, old school apartments.

The best mini-fridge

Wait? Were you in Cars, sir?

The best big mini-fridge

There are some really great mini-fridges for skincare products, beverages, and whatever else you’re trying to secretly preserve in your room—but this one is the Big Daddi to Rule Them All.

Happy shopping for dealeronis.

The Rec Room staff independently selected all of the stuff featured in this story. This story is being continuously updated to reflect new information and hot deals.