The Best Gifts for Pisces, Other Than a Hall Pass

This emotional zodiac sign deserves CBD bath salts, sentimental jewelry (that’s not corny), a rhinestone tissue holder, and more.

After navigating the the motivational superhighway of Aquarius season, getting body-slammed by a full moon in Leo this week, and remembering that winter—per some groundhog’s opinion—will be lasting a little bit longer, Pisces season (February 18 to March 20) can’t come soon enough. As a mutable water sign of the zodiac, Pisces’ emotional intelligence can help bridge the weird gap between winter and spring where nothing seems to happen in our brains except for feels, feels, feels. Luckily, Pisces can make you feel truly heard and the object of their obsession prioritized, and their season is the perfect way to wash down a period of flighty, grand-standing air sign bullshit. We’re on water baby time now, so blast the Nirvana, grab some Kleenex, and get ready to shop for gifts for the most manipulative vulnerable sign of the zodiac. 

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The best gifts for Pisces should give them a lot of what they want, and a little bit of what’s good for them. As a water sign ruled by the planet of Neptune, god of the sea, and symbolized by two fish—one swimming upstream, and another downstream—Pisces babies will cry you a river, and sometimes act more two-faced than Gemini. Stay the course, and remember all the reasons you’re excited to be shopping for the Pisces in your life: This is the sign that leans into romance—real romance, none of that superficial Libra hootenanny—and is the only person on Earth who could tell you about their “craaaaazy dream last night” and make it interesting. Famous Pisces include Audre Lorde, Anaïs Nin, and Kermit the Frog (we decided); iconic Pisces behavior includes batting your eyelashes, taking food from other peoples’ plates, and shoplifting from Free People.   

Pisces will stand by your side (if they feel like it), and always be the first one to say “I love you.” They’re dreamers, over-thinkers, and signs worthy of jewelry, fashion, and luxury CBD treats that reassure them of your affection. 

All hail the Piscean king, Kurt Cobain

Of course the man who said, “just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you” was a Pisces. Montage of Heck might not be the most famous album to feature Kurt Cobain’s iconically messy vocals, but it is one of the most intimate. “When listening to this I got a sense that nobody was ever supposed to hear this material,” writes one reviewer about the album, which was released as a companion to a 2015 documentary of the same name, “but I am so glad that I did. It offers more insight into how Kurt Cobain would have been as a solo artist, had he lived to accomplish that.” 

Kurt Cobain
Montage Of Heck: The Home Recordings (Vinyl)

$62 at Amazon

Flower resin-infused CBD gummies

Water sign here (cries in Cancer). I had the joy of sampling Standard Dose’s new CBD gummies recently, and boy do they make me feel like my most poetic water sign self. The flower-resin infused treats come in a handsome dark brown box, and are made with many wild foraged plants that taste the way floating downstream feels. 

Rose Los Angeles x Standard Dose
Day + Night CBD Delights

$45 at Standard Dose

Emotionally charged jewelry

Not every sign will care if you buy them jewelry, but Pisces will be giddy—that is, if you get them something that feels tender and romantic. Pisces’ tarot card is the major arcana XVIII, otherwise known as the moon, and represents intuition.  

Moon Tarot Card Necklace

$58 at BaubleBar

Pamela Love is another beautiful brand to shop for the best non-corny, romantic jewelry that is perfect for pisces. This braided snake and blue stone pendant looks like it was stolen from Aphrodite’s nightstand.  

Pamela Love
Braided Serpent Pendant

$320 at Pamela Love

They’re the rub-a-dub champ

Ah, the tub. Pisces is literally in their element in the bath, and giving them some new bath salts and a clever en douche holder for their beverage of choice—be it wine, beer, or kombucha—will help elevate one of their favorite rituals. Lord Jones’ CBD bath salts have a 4.5-star rating on Sephora, with customers saying it makes the whole bathroom smell divine and won’t dry out your skin, and this 5-star rated Amazon drink holder, per happy reviewers, is great support for your beveragino and your hand during shower hanky-panky. 

Lord Jones
High CBD Formula Bath Salts

$65 at Sephora

Glass Holder Suitable for All Canned Beer. Wine, and Beverage Glasses

$15.99$14 at Amazon

Pisces girls are pickled girls

No thoughts, just tears and pickled red onions from Anthropologie. 

Stone Hollow Farmstead
Pickled Red Onions

$18 at Anthropologie

Keep them cozy

Pisces is a fishy little dreamboat with a little mischief under their sleeve, which is why they’re also perfectly encapsulated by this she-butterfly on a cozy tie dye Playboy hoodie. Where’s she going? Who knows, but she’ll probably stalk her ex-bestie’s LinkedIn on the way.

August 1976 Cover Tie-Dye Hoodie

$75 at Playboy

Lately, housecoats have been becoming wearable duvets—and they can really help your Pisces feel extra cozy in the morning, while binging Netflix shows, and staring into the void.

Cotton Duvet Robe
$198 at Nordstrom

$198 at Skims

This reclining blue lady

Like Pisces, this blue lady dish will bathe all day in her own vibes. The catch-all is made by Mosser glassware, which is also the dish of choice by the iconic Madonna Inn in California—one of our favorite kitsch hotels—and a master of unbreakable pieces. 

Bathing Lady

$40 at Coming Soon

A rhinestone tissue holder for their car

Do you know how many times a Pisces cries in their car? Help them do it like someone from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills with this rhinestone-encrusted sun visor tissue box. 

Bling Bling Car Sun Visor Tissue Box Holder

$13.99 at Amazon

Now doesn’t that feel better? See you next time, when we dry our eyes for Aries season.

The Rec Room staff independently selected all of the stuff featured in this story.


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