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Five Finger Death Punch Guy Disses Kanye West Onstage in Transparent Plea for Facebook Likes

Nü metal brute hates GOOD music.

Oct 12 2015, 5:15pm

Noted Minion pajama wearer Ivan Moody of Las Vegas nü metal fossils Five Finger Death Punch got a little frisky at a Philly show this weekend and tried to go at Kanye West. In a rant at the end of the gig, Moody led the audience in an aggy "Fuck Kanye West" chant and complained about media misrepresentation. A quick way to avoid trouble in the media is to not hit women or court shitty "beef" with celebrities who likely don't know you exist. A quick way to show you actually care deeply about the "controversy" you're courting is to muse about all the rabid Facebook attention you're gonna get for it.

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Five Finger Death Punch are kings among dudes you shamefully caught yourself praying would get hit by a car in high school, who you might recognize nowadays selling you seedy nugs of reg in gas station parking lots. Clearly the band's do-you-even-lift-bro fandom is in rapid decline because here they are getting themselves in the press for stunts instead of music. And what a stunt. You know who else hates Kanye West? George W. Bush. Don't be George W. Bush.

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