69 Father's Day Gifts for Your Weird, Special Dad

From weed Crocs and coffee gear to bidets and brewing kits, these are the best Father's Day gift ideas for all kinds of daddies.

Heya, junior! And, no, don’t hop in the Gremlin. We’re not going fishing today (next year, OK?). Instead, we’re throwing out lines for your daddy’s favorite things—and we mean your exact dad—and reeling in sausage grinders, toilet timers, Carhartt gear, and all the other stuff that the old man (or unconventional father figure) would enjoy this Father’s Day. 

You might not have been a football star, but Dad doesn’t care—he loves you, anyway. (We hope.) That’s why you should a) call, and b) shower him in novelty shirts, beer mugs, grilling gear, and much, much more.

We’ve got gifts for the hypebeast dad, the Virgo dad, the prankster dad, the traveling dad, the WFH dad, the boomer dad, the stoner dad, the camping dad, and—of course—the hungry dad (who is just starting to self-identify as a “foodie”; bless his dorky, outdated heart). Because no matter how much he may have embarrassed you at little league, prom, and every family event, he’s your dad. 

Gifts for the Goofball Dad

Who needs friends when you have Socki, Winston, Dewey, and Hosen? Plus, this four-pack of limited-edition socks come with a charming comic, which will bring back memories of Dad’s youth, or something.

MrMiSocki
Limited Edition Socks Box Set (4 Pairs)

$35 at MrMiSocki

Sometimes, Dad wants to hit the Cha Cha Slide (and hit it HARD) at the cousin’s wedding, but Mom (and literally everyone else) says he has to put the double-fisted Heinekens down first. Here’s the solution: a waterproof, adult tuxedo bib. 

Frenchie Mini Couture
Men's Waterproof Adult Tuxedo Bib

$19.99 at Amazon

For a gift that says, “You reeled me in with the D” to the father of your children… the ideal fishing joke x dad joke, but make it horny.

Decolla
Fishing Hook Joke Gift

$13.70 at Amazon

As seen on Shark Tank, the Toilet Timer was pitched with the concept of “no more 40-minute bathroom breaks.” 

Katamco
Toilet Timer

$14.99 at Amazon

GET OUT OF THE WATER! (The bratwursts are ready.) 

TaxidermyArtistryUK
Real Taxidermy Red Bellied Piranha

$39.33 at Etsy

Take him back to the days of the 5-inch inseam (which are BACK, dude) with a vintage Magnum, P.I. trucker hat.

Vintage
1980 Magnum PI Trucker Hat

$54.24 at eBay

Can you pasta sauce, per favore? We’re obsessed with Tombolo’s instantly iconic cabana shirts, and the vongole one just might be our fave.

Tombolo
‘Vongole!’ Cabana Button-Up

$128 at Tombolo

So he can rep his favorite person, or share how he sees himself. No rules.

minkmarble
Mommy Hat

$25 at Etsy

Gifts for the Decadent Daddy

An annotated compilation of jazzy records from the 1940s-90s, for cool cat pops.

Taschen
Jazz Covers

$70 at Taschen

This USB-rechargeable lighter will look very chic floating around the house, unlike that crusty Bic (which, no shade, we love you, too). 

ZOIPPDMS
Arc Smart Electric USB Rechargeable Lighter

$16.99 at Amazon

Once you bidet, you never turn away. This mega-popular Tushy Classic model is super easy to install, too. 

Tushy
Classic Bidet 3.0
$109.99$99 at Amazon

$129.00$99 at Tushy

For Daddy's beer, coffee, or anything else he instantly wants ice cold, this Hyperchiller instant beverage cooler operates like Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

Hyperchiller
Maxi-Matic Patented Instant Coffee/Beverage Cooler

$23.99 at Amazon

Replica’s deliciously smoky, unisex Jazz Club cologne has notes of tobacco leaf, rum, and pink pepper. It’s like they bottled Dark Passage.  

Maison Margiela
‘Replica’ Jazz Club Cologne
$135.30$127.44 at Amazon

$144 at Sephora

This chic knit polo is perfect for Golf Course Dad, Vacation Dad, or, our personal favorite, Dad Eating a Wedge Salad at the Steakhouse. 

Dandy Del Mar
The Sebastian Shirt - Vintage Navy

$169 at Dandy Del Mar

The Art of Sport is Dad’s gateway to skincare. This brand is one of the best ways to get him excited about looking at what ingredients are in his body washes and personal care products (in this case, cool eucalyptus and citrus). 

The Art of Sport
The Bestsellers Kit

$41.80$34 at Amazon

The gift of pounding a high-CBD massage oil into one’s weary thighs with a Theragun is something everyone deserves to do at least once in their life.

Therabody
Better Sleep Bundle: Theragun Elite + TheraOne Soothe CBD Massage Oil

$574.00$523 at Therabody

Ah yes, THE MIRROR. You’ve seen the Instagram ad. Now it’s time to get this black-magic-tech, “nearly invisible” home workout mirror for your Instagram dad.

MIRROR
The Mirror

$1495.00$1295 at MIRROR

His skin will feel like Cool Whip when swaddled in Parachute’s cotton summer robe. 

Parachute
Cotton Robe

$109 at Parachute

If anyone has lived as much life as Dad, it’s the Fisher Space Pen. It went to space, dude. 

The Fisher Space Pen
Bullet Space Pen

$25 at Huckberry

Help him feel a little jazzier in his WFH station with a mug that comes with its very own heater. 

OHOM
Ui Mug & Heater

$88 at Fy!

The Best Outdoors Gifts for Dad

Swamp daddy doesn’t swat. He zaps—with this tennis racket zapper for Agassi-inspired mosquito destruction. 

World Grill
Tennis Racket Bug Zapper

$14.99 at Cost Plus World Market

Dad needs a keister throne, and a timeless Adirondack chair with definitely suffice.

Alcott Hill
Mitchem Adirondack Patio Chair with Cushions

$247.99 at Wayfair

This fishing hat is bass master on top, Fieri vibes on the flip.

SA Fishing
Under Brim Straw Hat

$37.50$30 at Safishing

For your gentle green giant, may we present: weed Crocs. 

Crocs
Classic Hemp Leaf Clog
$22.92 at Amazon

$54.99 at Crocs

The Carhartt chore coat he’ll want to be buried in, in the brand’s signature shade of deli mustard brown. 

Carhartt
Chore Coat

$89.99 at Carhartt

What do dads love? Tool chests. Grab this four-drawer guy, and Dad can finally organize the garage. Your home will know peace. 

Frontier
26-inch 4 Drawer Top Tool Chest

$89 at Walmart

The boys down at the legion are gonna lose it when they see Dad’s new ice. 

Samsung
SAMSUNG Galaxy Watch Active 2
$269.99$219.99 at Amazon

$249.99 at Walmart

FYI: not a coffin. Just a sick tent for the dad who likes his tents to make him look trim. Plus, he can make jokes about how “in-tents” he is for the rest of his days.

REI Co-op
Flash Air 1 Tent

$279 at REI

You might have to poop into a bucket while camping, but you don’t have to do it in the dark. Shed some light on the situation with this BioLite solar set that transforms any structure into an off-grid home. 

BioLite
SolarHome 620+

$199.95 at BioLite

Let Dad indulge his darkest caffeinated desires and fill up this 10-ounce, shatterproof YETI mug over and over.  

Yeti
RAMBLER 10-ounce Mug with Magslider Lid
$25 at Amazon

$25 at Yeti

This Solo Stove is the coolest fire pit on the internet, mainly because it’s a) sleek, and b) smokeless. That means Dad won’t get smoke in his face while he shows you how to properly roast a weenie. 

Solo Stove
Bonfire

$399.99$259.99 at Solo Stove

You ever watch those oddly satisfying pressure washer videos? Better than sex. Blasting the dust off the awning will feel oh-so-gratifying.

Sun Joe
Electric Pressure Washer

$105.58 at Amazon

How else is he going to get all up in the neighbor’s business? A 20,000 lumens headlamp will take his backyard snooping to the next level.

Szxhf
Rechargeable LED Headlamp

$18.25 at Amazon

Did you guys know that you can perch a tent directly on top of your car, away from all the snakes and bugs and the cold, hard, ground? Why would you camp any other way??

Thule
Tepui Explorer Ayer 2 Tent

$1499.95 at REI

REI’s Trailsmith Pack can be stuffed with as many trail mix bars, Powerade bottles, and rusty compasses as Daddy can carry. 

REI Co-op
Trailsmith Pack

$99.95 at REI

These sport binocs were designed for birders, sports fans, and UFO spotters. AKA, pops.

L.L. Bean
Discovery Sport Binoculars

$59.95 at L.L. Bean

Gifts for the Nerdy Dad

VICE staffer Jamie Steidle said this is the best version of the classic sci-fi book The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and we believe. We always want to believe. 

Douglas Adams
The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

$16.79 at Amazon

Oh, just a LEGO version of the Millennium Falcon that comes in 1,353 pieces. Bye <3. 

Lego
Millennium Falcon

$159.99 at Lego

This tasty salad puzzle looks like a certified salad Dad Lunch™.

Le Puzz
Big Sally Puzzle

$32 at Le Puzz

Take him back to 1978 with an Atari—pre-loaded with 100 games. 

Atari
Flashback 6 Classic Game System with 100 Games

$89.99 at Amazon

Consider this retro arcade console a gift for both of you. 

Namco
Namco Museum Retro Arcade Console

$201 at Smallable

This gaming chair has all dream doodads: lumbar support, a massage design, and a slipper swivel. But look out, it will ruin all other chairs for him. 

Ella Home
Lumbar Massage Support PC & Racing Game Chair

$229.99 at Wayfair

The Best Father's Day Food Gifts

“Sleeping through my fingers all the time, these did not.”—ABBA. If you’re gonna be drinking mediocre red wine on the patio with your pops, go with shatterproof glasses.

Govino
Shatterproof Recyclable Wine Glass

$28.47 at Amazon

Is your dad using blunt-ass knives he got as a wedding gift in 1989? Give him a slick upgrade with this set from Material, which even includes a cutting board.

Material Kitchen
The Good Prep Set

$175.00$115 at Material Kitchen

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Just add salmon—this Summer Grilling Capsule kit will take care of the rest, with lemony olive oil, coarse heirloom sea salt, and cedar planks. 

Brightland
The Summer BBQ Capsule

$85 at Brightland

Umamicart’s summer grill kit includes all of the marinated, cubed meats your pops could ever want. New Balances not included [tousles hair].

Umamicart
Father’s Day Grilling Gift Set

$97.04$93 at Umamicart

Give a dad a beer, you’re a good offspring for a few minutes. Teach a dad to beer, you’re the best offspring forever. (Disclaimer: If you give Dad one of these homebrewing starter kits, he may start spending inordinate amounts of time on r/Homebrewing.) 

Northern Brewer
Essential HomeBrewing Starter Set

$99.99 at Amazon
Brooklyn Brew Shop
Build Your Own Starter Set

$85 at Brooklyn Brew Shop

“Daddio of the Patio.” He’s gonna lose his shit when you give him this apron.

Miracu
Grill Apron for Dad

$25 at Amazon

Dealing with a meat freak? Rastelli’s is considered the big hog when it come to top-choice meats—like this savory hot Italian sausage.

Rastelli's
Hot Italian Pork Sausage (2 lb.)

$18 at Rastelli's

Best known for the ridiculously viral Always Pan, Our Place now makes pro-grade knives, and this do-it-all pick will tackle everything your dad could ever wanna cook (or outsource to another family member). 

Our Place
Everyday Chef's Knife

$70 at Our Place

Is your dad a 90s sitcom kinda guy? Bean Box’s recently released Seinfeld-themed coffee set features four different flavors for each main character of the classic boingy-bass-themed show.

Bean Box x Seinfeld
The Seinfeld Coffee Collection

$28 at Bean Box

This slow-masticating and surprisingly quiet juicer is an editor fave at Rec Room, and you’ll reap the benefits when you can make fresh celery juice the morning after crashing with Mom and Dad.

Omega
Omega Vertical Slow Masticating Juicer

$479.95 at Amazon

Believe it or not, dads dig grilling! Who knew? (Everyone, obviously.) Traeger is the name of the game when it comes to smoking, searing, and serving up delicious meats and veggies, and this wood pellet grill is the (very safe) bomb.

Traeger Pellet Grills
Tailgater 20 Wood Pellet Grill
$529.95 at Amazon

$529.95 at Walmart

This 5-in-1 meat grinder/sausage stuffer baby can load over three pounds of meat, and has all kinds of blades and attachments for all your sausage, patty, and meatball needs. 

STX
5-In-1 Meat Grinder and Sausage Stuffer

$159.75 at Amazon

Seal up Dad’s catch of the day in an airtight, French-made cast iron fish pan. We can practically hear the salmon skin crackling.

Staub
Cast Iron Covered Fish Pan
$179.95 at Amazon

$179.95 at Sur La Table

For the dad who loves his morning cuppa but also tends to spiral. Jibby’s cold brew combines the best of both worlds: caffeine and CBD.

Jibby
Cold Brew Coffee w/ CBD (12 Pack)

$59.95 at Jibby

For Any and All Daddies

Wanna learn how to make an indie flick, straight from Spike Lee? This Masterclass is like having the most interesting filmside chat buddy, ever.

Masterclass
Spike Lee Teaches Independent Filmmaking

$180 at Masterclass

APL shoes are perfect for the runner dad in your life and his shapely calves.

Athletic Propulsion Labs
Men's TechLoom Pro

$160 at Athletic Propulsion Labs

Don’t worry dad, you can still fill this with Folger’s. Come to think of it, this duck mug is perfect for the Folger’s vibe. 

Human Made
Duck Mug

$50 at Bodega

Bravo Sierra makes award-winning, aluminum-free natural deo that smells woodsy and daddy-cool. This discovery set includes that a triple punch of deo, body wash, and facial moisturizer for all of Papa’s morning self-care moments.

Bravo Sierra
Bravo Sierra Discovery Set

$19.99 at Amazon

Drape this heated shiatsu massage scarfy thing (that feels like a million well-placed elbows) over dad’s shoulders and let the deep kneading soothe his tired, workin’-man muscles. 

VIKTOR JURGEN
Shiatsu Neck and Back Massager with Heat

$42.99 at Amazon

Sunflowers are the mayonnaise of the plant world: Good with everything!!! Nary a dad can hate on something so pretty.

Urban Stems
The Sonny

$48 at Urban Stems

Just like Dad used to smoke ‘em. Dad Grass’s CBD-heavy hemp “grass” gives a mellow, buttery sensation. (We had our guy Adam Rothbarth try it.

Dad Grass
Hemp CBD Preroll 5 Pack

$35 at Dad Grass

Though he wishes it felt like coarse sandpaper, Dad’s skin needs a little love from time to time to prevent him going full-fisherman. That’s where Aesop’s amazing-smelling body wash comes in; it won’t dry out his human suit, and it has a luxe feel that’s way above and beyond the crappy bar soap he’s been using since he was in high school.

Aesop
Geranium Leaf Body Cleanser
$47 at Amazon

$47 at Nordstrom

$47 at Aesop

Caddy Daddy needs two things: A bar cart, and this handy, top-rated car wash organizer. No more going to-and-fro on scrubbing day, and there’s nothing Dad loves more than sudsing up the Camry in the driveway. 

KUNN
Car Wash Bucket Tool Organizer

$22.99 at Amazon

This Beyerdynamic over-the ear studio-quality pair is some of the internet’s favorite headphones, and they’re crazy on sale. 

Beyerdynamic
Beyerdynamic DT 770 PRO 80 Ohm Over-Ear Studio Headphones

$299.00$159 at Amazon

One of the best turntable and speaker deals out there: this Audio-Technica number with Bluetooth. (And, there is a record player for every budget.)  

Audio-Technica
Consumer AT-LP60XBT Stereo Turntable with Bluetooth

$199 at B&H

Fight gingivitis while helping Dad fit in with The Kids These Days. Or hey, buy now and save for a Supreme stocking stuffer. 

Supreme
Logo Print Toothbrush

$30 at Farfetch

We love you, Dada. We hope these unique Father’s Day gifts make up for not becoming a professional baseball player.


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