The Hangover News

A PLANE FELL OUT OF THE SKY ON FIRE
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People from other countries keep exploding Gaddafi's stuff.

A POLAR BEAR DIED
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It was called 'Knut' and it fell.

SOME PEOPLE WERE WEIRD ON A FOOTBALL PITCH
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I'm not really sure what's going on.

AN ARSE SMILED
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Cheeky!

A MAN GOT LAID SOLELY BY USING LINES FROM THE VIDEO GAME DUKE NUKEM
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Somewhere a boyfriend is not pleased.

A JEWISH RAVE BUS WENT PAST MY HOUSE
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They were celebrating something called 'Purim'.

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