
Annoncering

I don't think that anyone has ever used a pick-up line on me. Thankfully.Have you ever heard one from a friend?
Yeah, but it's not in English. "Kā jums, ko jūs darāt uz sestdiena?"What does that mean?
"Hey baby, what are you doing on Saturday?"In what language?
Latvian.Does that really work on Latvian girls?
No, it's like, a really lame one.

No, I work in video gaming and he was like, "You work in video gaming!" I just walked away.Ohhh, I get it. A lot of nerds must get really excited over that.
Yep, then it's like straight away, "Oh, cool!"Lee, did the cocaine thing work?
Lee: In particular, it didn't.I dunno, having cocaine and free alcohol kind of sounds pretty appealing.
Um…Do YOU work in video gaming, too?
No, I do tours in Amsterdam in the Red Light District. It's sometimes easy to be mistaken as a prostitute.That'd be a weird pick-up line. "Are you a prostitute?"
Yeah, no.

"Estas mas Bueno que dulce de leche." [roughly, according to Google translate: "This is way better than sweet milk"]
Annoncering
It's funnier in Spanish. It's more, like, joking. It's not a real.I bet the Argentinean-with-a-guitar thing would work anyway.
I dunno.You just moved here?
Yes, and I try to… adapt? I dunno.You're doing the right thing already. Just stay on this park bench with that guitar and you'll meet girls. It works.
Thank you!

I dunno, I'm married, so I'm not sure.Dese'Rae (right): I'm engaged, too. I can't remember any.Krista: Oh, here's one: "Can I touch your butt?"I like it a lot, very straightforward. Is that how you met your husband?
Krista: No, my wife. We went to middle school together. I don't know if I ever used pick-up lines.Dese'Rae: One time, I had a cupcake in my hand, and I just went, "Can you hold this for me while I order a beer?" It worked, but that was a long time ago. I don't know if that's outdated now.Did you let him keep the cupcake?
Dese'Rae: No, I took my cupcake back!Krista: And also his number?Dese'Rae: Yeah, but I didn't call him… It still worked, though.*Krista: *That's a good one.I can't think of another one. I'm gonna stick with, "Can I touch your butt?" 'Cause I have actually probably used that at some point.

No, it's just I've never even had anyone who tried it, it's just funny for writing stories or whatever.I'll take your word for it.Previously - You're a Cult Leader, What's Your Cult About?
