
Annoncering
Annoncering

"Crank Up the Bullshit Knob to 10"
"It's Shit!"
“I Take My Hangovers Like a Real Man”
"I Just Whaled on a Music Critic with a Baseball Bat"
"Take Me Seriously or I'll Start Crying"
"The Pat Boone of Improvised Music Walks Among Us"
"We're Funny, and if You Don't Agree, You're Stupid"
"Serious Music with Sardonic Song Titles"
"Pretending to Wreck My Musical Equipment Makes Me Feel Tough"
"Give That Guy Some More Press Coverage, Quick!"
“You Aren't Being Avantgarde in the Correct Way”
"Your Unlistenable Musical Masturbations Aren't Quite as Interesting as Mine"
"I Released 78,032 Different Compact Discs of Improvised Music Last Week (And Sold 14)"
“In 20 Years I'll Probably Like Your Music, But Right Now I Think You're a Total Dick”If all noise/ improv/ ambient music had this great of a sense of humour, the world would be just a little bit better to live in. I'm not complaining though, because I never foresee any of the great improv/ noise musicians of our day ever writing anything half as terrible as “Disco Boy”. We truly live in an enlightened society.Previously: Chunklet to Go Go - Sportshttp://chunklet.com/