When do we “Spring ahead” or whatever? I’m tired of the cold East Coast weather and ready to act like an idiot for a few hot months until it’s back to sweater weather. Sorry, that just sounded so sad. Anyway, this week was a lot of things, but most of all it’s over. Check out what we got on the Instagram front from the last real week in February.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti.
A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Feb 26, 2016 at 2:29pm PST
Words can’t express how uncomfortable this photo makes me. Kid is cute though.
A photo posted by snoopdogg (@snoopdogg) on Feb 23, 2016 at 7:54pm PST
I know this video was made as a joke, but I seriously want to put a blade to my hairdresser’s neck every time she fluffs my hair into my face like that. Seriously, it makes me feel like I’m low key ugly and I need my hair to cover me. I mean I’m hot though but whatever.
A video posted by elliegoulding (@elliegoulding) on Feb 23, 2016 at 6:45am PST
These two. I hope they get married or something. In the meantime it’s all about sexual tension, ay? (that was me adding a Canadian accent, sorry)
A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Feb 24, 2016 at 2:01pm PST
This photo is hilarious because A) I didn’t know Kanye West slept and B) Sleeps decked in designer clothes because of course he does.
A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Feb 21, 2016 at 8:34pm PST
Taylor Swift showing up to be the Maid of Honor in her non-famous friend’s wedding is proof that all of my friends totally suck.
A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Feb 21, 2016 at 12:27pm PST
The luxuriousness of this photo is enough to leave you in the fetal position curled up in your tiny seat in Coach with your face planted on those filthy cushions that probably smell like beer farts and dried vomit.
A photo posted by 2 Chainz Aka Tity Boi (@hairweavekiller) on Feb 26, 2016 at 12:22pm PST
Vaportini? Da fuck?
A video posted by JoJo (@iamjojo) on Feb 21, 2016 at 10:22am PST
Oh man, when 50 Cent strikes. Pass the popcorn.
I saw your response, truth is you wouldn't know a hit,if it hit your ass in the head. Radio is all messed up, New artist have to break on line. I know you can't see it but you don't mean shit anymore. Buy the time you support records there already working fool. Name one new Artist or song out of New York you broke. Lol you should be ashamed of your self. #EFFENVODKA
A photo posted by 50 Cent (@50cent) on Feb 26, 2016 at 8:23am PST
I’m legit into the fact that Diplo called himself Amish before I did. I respect that. Rumspringa swag on fleek.
A photo posted by diplo (@diplo) on Feb 24, 2016 at 1:46pm PST
Gaga knows what’s up. Free Kesha forreal.
A photo posted by Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) on Feb 24, 2016 at 3:12pm PST
I am nobody’s patriot, but I need those American flag boxing gloves ASAP. Or maybe they just look awesome because Nicki is wearing them.
A video posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on Feb 25, 2016 at 6:05pm PST
Congratulations, Adam Levine. You’re officially an Ed Hardy shirt.
A photo posted by Adam Levine (@adamlevine) on Feb 24, 2016 at 3:57pm PST
Need this shirt now, especially since I live by this credo.
A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) on Feb 24, 2016 at 1:55pm PST
Here Badu looks like the coolest Lisa Frank folder that was never created. Sidebar, Happy Belated Birthday to the ultimate goddess. #PiscesGoals.
A photo posted by THE UNICORN (@erykahbadu) on Feb 23, 2016 at 6:31pm PST
Kathy Iandoli celebrated her birthday this past week, but is still open to belated gifts. Follow her on Twitter/Instagram @kath30000.