Noisey: How has the great blizzard of 2016 been treating you?
I have been waiting more than one thousand years, now it is time to rule with chaos. pic.twitter.com/s7i64a5SZ6
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) January 19, 2016
Well, okay. I take it you like snow, then?
Frozen and cold, an existence I do know, open the gate, there's a mountain of ice, a cold world made for me. pic.twitter.com/QGzUWJil0l
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) December 11, 2015
Nice. I like mountains of ice, too.
Massive mountains, powerful mountains, only me, bergs and peaks my throne. pic.twitter.com/xm1b1Or2QL
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) December 10, 2015
Right. What did you do this weekend?
I slept in the fires of Hades, but did not burn, I called the mighty Kraken, and watched him rise to do my bidding. pic.twitter.com/TLFkikqf5z
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) December 25, 2015
That sounds more exciting than binge watching Making a Murderer on Netflix.
I died for this world, I became the nightmare for living men, blood-lust leads me and I kill, kill, and I die. pic.twitter.com/KuiNDTPTCO
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) December 11, 2015
Whoa there, Steven Avery. Any words on Lemmy’s passing?
Aaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! pic.twitter.com/LtLwDf2xTG
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) December 20, 2015
David Bowie, too. What is going on with 2016?
Terror and fright, bleeding corpses, rotting decay, pure fucking Armageddon! pic.twitter.com/kspQp8HPjV
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) December 5, 2015
Agreed. What’s your favorite color?
Black the ultimate colour, darkness the only aim. pic.twitter.com/CisHWIOLPD
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) December 12, 2015
"Black the ultimate color." I like that.
Down in the abyss desolation awaits me, far beyond any light, darkness has taken my soul. pic.twitter.com/rLHsFMVQFp
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) December 8, 2015
Well, that’s kind of a bummer. Anything else?
At least until the snowplows come.Tina Haver Currin is following the freezing moon on Twitter.All happiness is gone away, and all life shall end in death in a cold and deserted landscape. pic.twitter.com/dN5J2O3Nkl
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) December 6, 2015