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Instagram Report

What Musicians Were Wearing and Sharing on Instagram This Week 9/4

Sacrilege, Snoop Dogg, and still no Justin Bieber.

Photo via Fetty Wap on Instagram

Hey, so Happy Labor Day Weekend! Since the summer is over, we are officially fucked. Whatever, I’m #basic so I’m ready for my entire life to be pumpkin spiced and everything else that comes with hoodie weather. I’m just trying to enjoy my last few moments of this summer season that I’m already over, so let’s keep this quick and dirty, okay? Check out this week’s IG flicks.


Lana Del Rey

A photo posted by Lana Del Rey (@lanadelrey) on Aug 30, 2016 at 3:10am PDT

So wait, Lana Del Rey is friends with Eddie Vedder now? I mean, I don’t really care, but I’m just asking. And holy fuck, Eddie is STILL wearing flannel. What a Seattle legend, and he’s not even from Seattle.

Kim Kardashian


A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Aug 29, 2016 at 7:38pm PDT

Kim K posted this soon to be iconic photo, and considering there are enough musicians in the photo, I feel it’s suitable enough to post. Only one question… As a feminist, I must ask: Why do the women have to stand when 3/5 of them make more than their man? Just sayin.

Calvin Harris

Happy birthday to my manager @gillespiemark I love u

A photo posted by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) on Aug 30, 2016 at 1:41pm PDT

Well, HELLO THERE. He’s bringing new meaning to “nothing comes between me and my Calvins.”


Big Respect to the Original ROSS ! Definitely Well Respected OG !

A photo posted by Official Redman IG (@redmangilla) on Aug 28, 2016 at 8:42pm PDT

At this rate, Freeway Ricky Ross needs a record deal, amirite? At least his bars would be truthful. No shots to anyone.

Ellie Goulding

£2 for 24 hours bike, I'LL TAKE IT

A photo posted by elliegoulding (@elliegoulding) on Aug 30, 2016 at 3:27pm PDT

Every time I see a pic of Ellie Goulding, I want to go outdoors, but then I realize I can’t because I’m a walking calamity. I like her shirt btw.


50 Cent

I have a different relationship with Chris, That's my boy.I watched him come up, a lot of the shit he go threw is crazy to me. If your not safe at home when do you get a break? If someone calls 911 and says you pulled a gun on them in your house, are the police coming to creat a bunker at the end of your drive way for 11 hours to wait for a search warrant? Then live stream it, This must be VIP Treatment. SMH

A photo posted by 50 Cent (@50cent) on Aug 31, 2016 at 2:58am PDT

Originally, 50 Cent had #EFFENVODKA hashtagged on this post, and I struggled with even posting it because I questioned the sincerity. But he’s since removed that hashtag, so I’m happy he did that. The end.


The hublot family. Love

A photo posted by Future Hendrix (@future) on Aug 30, 2016 at 2:40pm PDT

Future gets to hang out with the Hublot family, reminding us all that we clearly don’t surround ourselves with enough winners. Sidebar, did he keep those shades on all night?

Jaden Smith

A photo posted by Jaden Smith (@christiaingrey) on Aug 30, 2016 at 5:17pm PDT

Sure, the Smith kids grew up way too fast, but damn they are gorgeous. This cover looks like a painting. Pharrell conducted the interview btw.


Saint Laurent.

A photo posted by JoJo. (@iamjojo) on Aug 30, 2016 at 1:13pm PDT

Jojo dipped in Saint Laurent looking like a bawse covered in graffiti. We have all tried to take a picture like this in New York City and failed miserably. Admit it. She looks like she’s juxtaposing two different forms of art. When any regular person does it, they look like their phone battery died and they can’t call an Uber so they’re stranded in a doorway for the evening.




A photo posted by MIA (@miamatangi) on Aug 31, 2016 at 5:46am PDT

Oh hey Maya looking fierce as per usual. But question, where are those flowers growing from? Is she some sort of magician? Short answer: Yes.

Snoop Dogg

A photo posted by snoopdogg (@snoopdogg) on Aug 31, 2016 at 3:47am PDT

From this day forward, I shall call him Sacrilegious Snoop. Seriously, the nuns in my Catholic grammar school would hop out of their habits at the sight of this.


A photo posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on Aug 28, 2016 at 5:39pm PDT

Continuing along the sacrilegious theme, I would just like everyone to know I have accepted Beysus as my lord and savior.

Fetty Wap

Fetty Wap x Adidas #findfocus @adidas

A photo posted by RemyBoyz“1738” (@fettywap1738) on Aug 31, 2016 at 9:44am PDT

If you don’t love Fetty Wap’s smile then you probably have no joy in your life.

Ariana Grande

thank you #SideToSide @nickiminaj

A video posted by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) on Aug 31, 2016 at 12:08pm PDT

This song and video makes me want to take a SoulCycle class, but I know I’ll regret it the moment I set foot in the studio because I hate signing up for things that will make me hyperventilate.

Justin Bieber

Just an update: Biebs is STILL without IG. I’m not taking this very well.

Kathy Iandoli doesn’t do much in the way of “Labor,” but wishes you a happy holiday. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram @kath30000.