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The Fiction Issue 2008

First They Came For The Ceos

Lisa Carver is the creator of Rollerderby, which, according to a poll we just conducted of the Vice editorial staff, remains to this day the single greatest zine ever made.

Lisa Carver is the creator of

, which, according to a poll we just conducted of the

editorial staff, remains to this day the single greatest zine ever made. To anybody who’s ever wanted their own rabid cult following, we recommend getting a copy of the

anthology Feral House put out a couple years ago and parsing its every utterance and phrasing until anybody who reads your words wants to fuck you, kill you, or some combination of the two. If you’ve got any money left over you should also check out Lisa’s autobiography

Annoncering

and whatever personal possessions she’s auctioning off this week over on her MySpace page.

Story read by: Dame Darcy, a Victorian-obsessed fairy witch who loves dolls, reads palms, and plays a mean singing saw, but is most famous for her hilarious and really fucking weird fantasy occult storybook comics. She just released her third graphic novel, an apocalyptic fairytale called Gasoline.

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