
Annoncering

Michael: Basically, to get girls. I wasn’t a singer, so I had to figure out a different way to get girls. My problem with girls started a long way back. Girls used to tell their daughters that you wanted a man that was tall, dark and handsome. When I grew up I had this one problem; I was brown, the dark was out. I looked in the mirror and I thought I was the most handsomest man of all, but that didn’t work out. And as you can see, the tall thing didn’t work out. There is this thing the Marines teach called adapt and improvise. So that’s what I got to do to get the girlies. I can’t play baseball so the sports angle is out. I can rap a little bit, but I ain’t really a rapper so that's out. You know what. You know how guys get girls when they have no talent? Yeah, if I can get they clothes off and can all, you’re halfway there. How do I get their clothes off? I tell them I'm an artist.I tell this girl I’m an artist and can all. She gets to my apartment at 64th and Peoria, looks around and says, “You have no easel, no brushes, not even a pallet." She left out the door. So I thought the next time this happens, at least know a little bit about art, so I started drawing obituaries. I help make my friends signs when they go out begging. And now the girl situation is pretty good. Making art also keeps them around. If you don’t make women happy they’re quick to give each other the scope. Then, if they're really mad, they’ll say “Not only that girl, he’s only got a three-inch dick!” That’s what happened to Puff Daddy after the loaded gun incident with J.Lo.
Annoncering




Michael: No, not really. All the guys in the neighbourhood are into the gang stuff. That’s cool and all, they paint those old English letters and can all. I’m a gregarious person, I’m into the books and can talk about anything.You told me you like Vice, are you a "Do" or a "Don’t"?
I’m a do. I’m real easy and gullible so the girls should wanna be around me and can all. Just give me a simple compliment, tell me I have pretty brown eyes or I’m the greatest artist in the world, and then after that, here comes a whole fifth of Jack Daniel's and I’ll probably throw in some malt liquor.
Annoncering
They get a box of wine. If they got big breasts well, that goes a long way. I’ll do whatever the hell you want. Wanna go to my spot?Sure.
