
Annoncering
Danger rating: The sound of your hopes and dreams evaporating is actually the sound of the planet melting from all the nuclear partying that Earth’s two superpowers are about to do. THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICAThe situation: Two groups of politicians from one country swarm across their nation inflaming public opinion, throwing around wild accusations and offering a long stream of banalities for the confused voters. It’s election year in the land of the free. God factor: On the one hand it’s time to welcome back Barack HUSSEIN Obama, who’s taking meetings daily with Abu Hamza, Mullah Omar and Imam Forkbeard al Taliban. On the other, it’s time to see if Americans really do have a great big hard-on for the kind of politicians who break down in hysterical fits of crying rage every time they think of a world in which God is not number one and gays are allowed to go around sodomizing each other. Danger rating: Can I get a round of “grassy knoll” anyone?EGYPTThe situation: The military dictatorship is gone. Long live the new military dictatorship! God factor: There’s a big Allah factor here. On the one hand, the Muslim Brotherhood and the Salafist groups want to be nice and extreme (Niqabs all around). On the other, the liberal, young, educated crew wants to be, like, not really that Muslim. (Drinking, some light sexiness, and “The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break” all around.) As for the military guys, they just hate everyone. Danger rating: Pretty much the same as this time last year.
Annoncering
Annoncering