The Hangover News

A MAN LEFT HIS DOG ON THE TRAIN
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He also lost two phones this week.

PETE POSTLETHWAITE DIED
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He had a very interesting face.

IT IS A NEW YEAR NOW
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Experts predict it will be the "best year of all time".

CHILD UPSET BY SNOW PENIS
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Fat lad scares easily.

THERE WAS A RIOT IN A PRISON
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Doesn't matter if you're an anarchist or a 'string 'em up by their cocks' conservative, everyone loves a prison riot.

AN AMERICAN NAVAL CAPTAIN MILKS GAYS FOR LAUGHS ON CCTV COMEDY SHOW AIRED ABOARD AMERICAN NUCLEAR WARSHIP
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Captain Owen Honors drops "f-bomb" and pervs over showering women, but is still more funny and less offensive than the people behind Come Fly With Me.

EVERYONE WHO HAD TO GO BACK TO WORK EARLY BLAMED THEIR ABSENCE ON APPLE
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Millions switch to the smart phones MS-DOS are making.

A LOAD OF DEAD BIRDS FELL OUT THE SKY IN ARKANSAS
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No one knows why yet.

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