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I showed up at her doorstep with a bag of croissants expecting to find her naked in bed with the guy. I thought that they would both be thankful for the breakfast delivery and that we would all eat them naked – perhaps we would even end up having a threesome. I mean, we are French libertines after all. It didn't go at all as I'd planned.
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Before I realised that orgies were not what I was looking for – unless they occur naturally, on a whim, at the end of a party – I had to deal with a shitload of sinister plans. Imagine the worst night of your life with your friends, add a dose of sex to it and you will have a vague idea of the evening I had once, after following one of the few smart guys I've ever met in those orgy circles.He dragged me at a friend's to whom he was selling MDMA. It was 4AM when we got to that flat, and were met with a bunch of people who were all stoned and half naked. The atmosphere was sordid. They all sat in a circle, high and naked and nagged me about their mundane, horrible lives. Apparently, they would meet up once a week to get high and fuck, but they had been doing it for so long they didn't enjoy it any more. Everyone I met at that party, complained of what a drag their weekly appointment was – "but we still do it" they kept telling me one after the other.
Because I am an honest man, I refuse to flirt with a girl without specifying that I am in a relationship. I learned that lesson the day I found myself naked in a bath with a girl, I had also flirted with at some party the week before. It was during a party at my house and I had just proposed to my guests to spend a "naked moment" in the jacuzzi.
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Fucking without a condom is a problem. When you're single, and fail to get regular STD screening you just have your conscience to lice with. The trouble with being a lecher in a relationship is that you must also manage the intractable conscience of the other, against which your own conscienceis bound to crash. Whether you fucked your girlfriend's friend or a complete stranger in the bathroom, in the hands of your partner, an STD is an irrevocable weapon. Especially if they are a spiteful person.FALLING IN LOVE
This is the worst that can happen to you – if, like me, you're a good guy and you care about the person you are with. Falling in love with a girl who wasn't my girlfriend destroyed me. I finally confessed everything to my girlfriend after a night spent standing on the edge of a roof wondering if I should jump or not.I was being a drama queen because at best, I'd have broken a leg since I was at a terrace on the first floor of a house in the Parisian suburbs but still, I was depressed. After hearing my story, ,y girlfriend laughed at and told me I was cute as I was whining at her feet.
Annoncering
After that dramatic episode, something unexpectedly backfired. I was shooting a movie at the time and I started going out with one of the actresses. It was a rather easy-going affair, largely driven by a bohemian impulse that hits people working together in such a creative context as shooting a very-low-budget horror film.At s depressing New Year's eve party, I was looking forward to that girl showing up and making things a little more fun. But she never came and slightly upset I texted her a "kiss". It so happened that that night was the night my girlfriend decided to start reading my texts – for the first time in our married life – and she got really upset. She woke me up by kicking me out of bed and asked that we didn't see each other for a week. I respected her wish but thought it was a mistake – I had already been in love with another girl (the one my girlfriend had know about) and nothing felt the same this time.I kept my mouth shut, but it was a tough time for me, and I vowed to never leave a doubt of this kind enter my relationship again.WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND FUCKS OTHER PEOPLE AT FANCY DRESS PARTIES
One night, my girlfriend went home with a guy in the middle of a party. It wasn't a problem for me, and I told myself I would meet with her the next day and we'd resume our lives as a couple. She had told me she'd be taking him to her sister's, who was out of town that week and so in the morning, I showed up at her doorstep with a bag of croissants expecting to find her naked in bed with the guy. I thought that they would both be thankful for the breakfast delivery and that we would all eat them naked – perhaps we would even end up having a threesome. I mean, we are French libertines after all. It didn't go at all as I'd planned.So I woke them up. They were naked – I was right about that part – but then my girlfriend started screaming at me to get out. I had to walk all the way back home barefoot, in a Jesus costume. The party I had been to the night before had a "Religious Icons" theme and i wasn't holding enough money to take a cab.