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Ooh, Ooh, Ooooh, Ooooooof!

Rubbing yourself up against a dink or giner is good for having an orgasm, but all too often these organs of pleasure are attached to a human being who may end up causing you trouble, strife, or, worst of all, LOSS OF MONEY.
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Murder, She Wrote

SUBJECT A: KARLEY SCIORTINO, GIRL

CAT’S TONGUE

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SUBJECT A: KARLEY SCIORTINO, GIRL

SHOWERHEAD

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SUBJECT A: KARLEY SCIORTINO, GIRL

A CUCUMBER

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SUBJECT A: KARLEY SCIORTINO, GIRL

VIBRATING TOOTHBRUSH

Alongside shampoo bottles and highlighters, the electric toothbrush and its slightly girthier cousin the Squiggle Pen are on the front lines of teenage ladies’ ongoing war with their vaginas. Here’s what Karley had to say

Annoncering

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SUBJECT A: KARLEY SCIORTINO, GIRL

BB GUN

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SUBJECT A: KARLEY SCIORTINO, GIRL

A BLANKET

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