
Ron Alford at a crisis site on Manhattan’s Upper East Side.
Hoarders
New York Post

Ron unearths the least racy literature in the entire place.
Candy Striper
Slavemeat IV, Latex Mania, Blonde and Anal, Bad Bondage Dream
Ginza Sex Slaves, Mouth Meat, Bondage Dolls, Submission Complex, Curry Cream Pie, Girls of Pain II, Punishment of Goth Girl, Tortureshop, Droolin’

Amid the take-out aftermath, Ron takes a long minute to evaluate.
hoarder
crisis
Of masked girls, dressed in latex, masturbate with frenzy
Largely open thighs, they introduce the disproportionate cock to the deepest of their pussy quartered. Pleasures and solitary pleasures. Hallucinated!

CM’s love of Sunkist soda extends to the toilet seat.

Ron and his wife, Melissa.

CM, who insisted on remaining anonymous, relaxes on the couch with his porn library in front of the cum-and-boogers wall.