We’re living in the end times.

This week, the Center For Disease Control weighed in on the recent spate of brutal, zombie-like cannibal attacks that has shaken the nation to its core and made it really, really difficult to score a copy of Sean of the Dead at my local video store. According to an issued statement, the CDC “does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead, or one that would present zombie-like symptoms.” Still, the vicious murders continue, but they’ve been missing something, a certain je ne sais quoi that none of us could quite put our finger on. Until today.

The zombie apocalypse needs an anthem.

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