This morning, while browsing some headlines online, I discovered the town of Cumming, Georgia. It is my new favourite place in the world.
In addition to being home to the Cumming School – where children learn to cum – and the Cumming Baptist Church – a church for ejaculating baptists – Cumming generates incredible headlines like, “Cumming Baby Left Locked in 95-Degree Car”.
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Yours sincerely, a grown man who has been sitting at his desk laughing at these for over an hour now.
Mere
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