Britney Spears Songs Are Being Used to Scare Off Pirates in Somalia

The Metro, which is my favourite newspaper in the entire world, reports that the Royal Navy are using Britney Spears as a weapon. The article says:

“Her hits are blasted out to deter kidnap attacks, merchant navy officer Rachel Owens revealed.”

Here is a picture of Britney Spears:

And here is a link to one of my favourite songs from my Capri Sun years.