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Oh God, Here Is Ron Jeremy Reenacting Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball" Video

CAUTION: Only watch if you are near an eyewash station.

You know how there are some things in life you didn't know you needed until you found out they existed? And then you couldn't live without them? Well, rotting porn corpse, Ron Jeremy, doing a shot-for-shot remake of Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball" video is not one of those things.

It's a good thing the Good Lord blessed Ron with a big ol' donger because singing is not this dude's forte. Neither is being sexy or being looked at in general. Remember when you would go to your friend's house as a kid and his weird unemployed uncle would be hanging around in his tighty whities at all times and you got a crash course on what horrible turns the grown male body takes as it ages? Well, that's pretty much the feeling you get from the high-def look at The Hedgehog's rotund body as he writhes on the ground and swings on a wrecking ball. Just…Jesus. Hair in places there shouldn't be hair and weird body flaps and oh god what is that? Is that a belly button or like, what are we looking at here? Also, not that we're complaining, but why is he wearing flesh-colored shorts for the naked scenes? Pretty sure every person in the world has seen your fuck stick, Ron.

And with this, "Wrecking Ball" is officially dead. (Nah, just kidding, it's still a total banger and we'll see you all at karaoke.)