Remember Papa Roach? Sure you do. They were that band that had the song that was like… uh, well, we don’t remember exactly what song they had. Oh, was it that one that was like, “I-IIIII I feel so alive! For the very first time!” No? OK, well anyway, Papa Roach was(/is?) a band and their singer Jacoby Shaddix was interviewed recently by Hit The Floor Magazine. He was asked about his firsts—first fight, first crime, first pet. Then he was asked about his first kiss and let’s let the magic of storytelling take over:

“My first kiss was when my uncle kissed me and he gave me herpes. It was terrible. Anybody else got herpes? [looks creepily at camera] Yeah, you do! Don’t lie to yourself. I know you got it, you watching this.”

via Blabbermouth