The American Presidential debate season is upon us and everyone’s getting all kinds of fired up. The general consensus is that Romney nailed the first one and pundits are suggesting that Obama just about “won” last night’s follow-up, but there’s one debate left to decide which candidate it is that can best veil their gaffes and nonspecifically address sensitive issues on live TV.
However, there’s a far more important debate going on in the hearts and pants of every single viewer. Glued to the screen as we wait for the President and that tedious, old bore to quit their babbling, there’s only one thing anyone really cares about: catching a glimpse of the wives – Michelle, that wonder of a woman, and Ann Romney, the only woman capable of making pro-life look sexy.
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Something that we’ve all been agonising over, though, is just who’s the bigger babe, so we printed off a picture of both of them and went to ask a bunch of Londoners a question: Who’d you rather, Michelle Obama or Ann Romney?
Dan, 22 (left) and Pug, 22.
Dan: Obama, because she’ll have a better arse.
Pug: Yeah, I’d rather fuck Michelle, too.
Dan: Romney looks fucking terrible in that picture.
Pug: Actually, I’d fuck them both.
VICE: Why? For the bragging rights?
Nah, just something to do.
Dan: I change my mind; I’d fuck the Republican woman – she’d be all conservative in the bedroom and I’d take her there and do some wild shit to her.
Adam, 24 (left) and Bradley, 30.
Bradley: Honestly? Michelle Obama.
Did you know Ann Romney is 63?
Really? She looks awesome for 63. If she opened her legs and told me to go for it, I wouldn’t say no. She’s a GILF.
Who most scares you most?
Obama. She’s fitter and she’s got bigger arms. Ann is 63 – that’s old – I could take her.
Adam: Hasn’t Obama got loads of kids too? Don’t mess with a mother.
Which one has had plastic surgery?
Definitely Ann Romney – probably Michelle, too – but definitely Ann. With all that money and time off, you would, wouldn’t you?
They’re First Lady candidates, not WAGS.
Ian, 23: I’m going to go with Michelle. Plus, Ann Romney’s husband is a sack of shit, so she can get fucked in my book.
You could really piss Mitt Romney off if you bedded his wife, though.
But that wasn’t the question, was it? Ann has poor judgement, so I don’t really trust a girl like that.
Rate them out of 10 for me, would you?
I’d give Ann a one, but if I was being politically impartial, I’d give her a four. She’s fine, there’s nothing wrong with her, but Michelle is prettier, so I’ll give her a seven – a solid seven.
Jack, 23 and George, 23.
Jack: Is that it? That’s the question?
Yes. Who’d you rather?
Obama, hands down.
George: I’d say Obama too.
Jack: Romney’s face is too wide.
Too wide? She can’t help that, the poor lady.
George: We have to be critical here. She’s got quite big cheeks. I’d give Romney a six and Obama a seven.
Jack: I’d say five for Romney and a seven for Obama.
Would you ever go for the older woman?
Nah, mate, I seriously doubt it.
Louisa, 27 (left) and Natasha, 26.
Louisa: Michelle.
Natasha: Of course it’s going to be Michelle.
Ann is 63, though. You wouldn’t go there purely out of admiration for how good she still looks?
Fuck off, she’s 63. She must have had a facelift. There’s no way a 63-year-old would look like that.
Louisa: Michelle is natural looking, which is far more attractive.
Care to rate them out of 10?
Natasha: I probably wouldn’t go there with either of them, to be honest. I don’t think either of them are particularly amazing.
Louisa: I’d give Ann Romney a five and Michelle a seven because she always chooses good clothes.
Phoebe, 21 and Natalie, 23.
Phoebe: Michelle, because she’s classier. She’s a real classy bird.
Natalie: Yeah, Michelle is far more naturally pretty than Ann. Ann is wearing a lot of makeup.
Yeah, what a hussy.
Previously – What’s the Stupidest Thing You’ve Ever Done For Attention?