All the mysteries of the year 2022, revealed.
Germany's anti-zoophilia law is bad news for animal lovers.
Pop ate itself, and now it's got the shits.
Brought to you, minus the bullshit, by the authors of "Narcomania".
And they partied in the streets to celebrate.
"Queefing on command."
It might be a bit higher if they quit shooting at each other.
He makes portraits of George Bush and Sarah Palin out of old porn rags.
It's time to fight the right by invading off-shore tax havens and making pornstardom mandatory.
Apparently his whole presidency is one big, gay, commie conspiracy.
The Chinese keep their homeless in cages – but are we really any better?
They're clearly very up to date.