Dave Schilling
One of Our Writers Went on an All-Alcohol Diet for a Week
An all-alcohol diet that satisfies all of your daily nutritional needs is possible, but it's not fun to do and will make you shit blood. You won't even lose weight.
This Week in Racism - There Are Still No Black Emojis
New emojis include the middle finger, the Vulcan hand salute, an optical disc icon, a chipmunk, and a black droplet. But no black people.
I Don't Care How Many People Watch Orange Is the New Black
The last thing I care about with a TV show is how popular it is. It just needs to be good.
This Week in Racism - The History of African Human Zoos in Europe
Artists in Norway built a recreation of the "Congo Village," a human zoo that attracted white patrons who were eager to gawk at tribal Africans held in captivity. Human zoos were a sad, but common attraction in Europe in the 19th and 20th centuries.
'Freddy Got Fingered' Is the Most Underrated Film of All Time
The true story of the greatest movie ever made.
This Week in Racism - Michael Jordan Says He Was a Racist Teenager
He recounts a story where a girl called him the "n-word" and threw a soda at him, which lead him to hate all white people when he was in high school.
'The Matrix' Is Dated and Embarrassing
I wish I could forget its nu-metal soundtrack, new age philosophy and leather trenchcoats.
Clippers Owner Donald Sterling's Been Banned for Life by the NBA – but He'll Be Dead Soon Anyway
But don't worry – he'll be dead soon anyway.
This Week in Racism - A Racist Swan Is Attacking Foreign Students in England
A swan at Warwick University in England is allegedly attacking foreign students, which has led to the media labeling the bird a racist. I'm not a scientist, but I'm pretty sure swans can't be fascists.