Cry-Baby of the Week: A Guy Threw a Snake at a Restaurant Worker in a Dispute Over Onions
Also this week: A guy allegedly killed his ex-girlfriend's pet rabbit because she asked him to move out of their apartment.
Cry-Baby of the Week: The Guy from Blink 182 Said Streaming Music Is Like Killing Elephants
Also this week: A church refused to bury a woman who had been attending their services for over 50 years because she hadn't given them enough money in the last years of her life.
Cry-Baby of the Week: A Park Banned Unaccompanied Adults in Case They're Paedophiles
Also this week: A guy allegedly pulled a gun on his daughter because he thought she was cheating at a board game.
Cry-Baby of the Week: A Woman Drove Her Car Into a Couple Because They Took Her Parking Spot
This week: A woman hit a couple with her PT Cruiser in a Walmart car park because they stole her spot and a 90-year-old man was arrested for feeding the homeless.
Cry-Baby of the Week: Some Guys Allegedly Shot a Woman Because They Lost at Beer Pong
Also this week: A Muslim woman was ejected from the opera because she refused to remove her veil.
A Theme Park Wrote a Terrible Play to Make Fun of Me
I got the homophobic Bill & Ted show cancelled last year, so now I'm the bad guy.
Cry-Baby of the Week: A Woman Pulled a Gun On Some Kids Who Were "Pestering" Her Dog
Also this week: A high school banned female students from wearing yoga pants because they make them look like prostitutes.
Los Angeles Is a Paradise
I have, at various times, loved LA and hated LA. Right now, I'm on an up-swing, and I can't imagine myself living anywhere else.
Cry-Baby of the Week: A Woman Tried to Trick a Guy Into Raping Someone She Didn't Like
Also this week: A guy shot a dog because he was sick of the sound of barking.
Cry-Baby of the Week: A Kid Got Arrested For Pretending to Have Sex With a Statue of Jesus
Also this week: A guy in Florida egged his neighbors' cars because they were parked on the street.
The Worst Thing About SeaWorld Is How Fucking Boring It Is
There's a lot more terrible stuff to SeaWorld than what you saw in Blackfish.
