I spent a day and night surrounded by alcoholic slushies, go-go dancers, and old people sitting in front of video slot machines.
If your mouth hurts like a motherfucker after a root canal, at least you didn't wake up with permanent brain damage or all your teeth missing.
Sperm donation is an easy way to make money, but it'll make you feel judged, ruin your sex life and haunt you with the idea that you could have genetic offspring out there somewhere.
Some doctors recommend that men do the male equivalent of Kegel exercises, but would lifting a 2.5-ounce weight with my penis really improve my quality of life?
I went to the Razzies to get away from the tired schtick of the Oscars, but found instead an even more tired schtick.
In extreme cases, self-pleasuring can actually fracture your dick and rupture your arteries. Be careful out there.
Indre blødninger, koldbrand og død - verdens uheldigste onanister kommer rigtigt galt afsted.
The walls of your rectum are super-absorbant, but there are other practical concerns.
For $150 and the cost of parking, I agreed to be tickled on camera in a hotel room in Burbank, California, for a subscription fetish site.