I Spent 24 Hours in a Las Vegas Casino
I spent a day and night surrounded by alcoholic slushies, go-go dancers, and old people sitting in front of video slot machines.
The Worst Things That Have Ever Happened at the Dentist
If your mouth hurts like a motherfucker after a root canal, at least you didn't wake up with permanent brain damage or all your teeth missing.
Getting Paid to Jerk Off Isn’t All It's Cracked Up to Be
Sperm donation is an easy way to make money, but it'll make you feel judged, ruin your sex life and haunt you with the idea that you could have genetic offspring out there somewhere.
I Tried a Four-Week Workout Regimen to Strengthen My Dick
Some doctors recommend that men do the male equivalent of Kegel exercises, but would lifting a 2.5-ounce weight with my penis really improve my quality of life?
The Old-Fashioned, Fart-Filled Comedy of the Razzies
I went to the Razzies to get away from the tired schtick of the Oscars, but found instead an even more tired schtick.
The Dangers of Masturbation
In extreme cases, self-pleasuring can actually fracture your dick and rupture your arteries. Be careful out there.
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I Got Cocaine Blown up My Ass So You Don't Have To
The walls of your rectum are super-absorbant, but there are other practical concerns.
I Got Paid $150 to Get Tickled on Camera for a Subscription Fetish Site
For $150 and the cost of parking, I agreed to be tickled on camera in a hotel room in Burbank, California, for a subscription fetish site.